Everyone knows that white girls are easy little ho’s. Here’s another aspect of that reality: College white ho’s are even easier than any other white ho!
Trust me.
White ho’s are born tramps, that much is certain. When they become preteens, the feelings of sluttyness begin to manifest themselves in a few ways. By the time they’re in high school, they are certified cock suckers and love every second of it. They’ve been fingered a zillion times by now and humped by more than a few losers and “hot guys.”
Then, college.
Not all white chicks go to college, of course. But when they do, they really show their true colors. They not only let their hair down, they become shameless sex toys to an endless stream of guys. All in the name of “having a good time.”
White girls in college have an unlimited amount of options at their disposal. They’re either living on campus and far from the watchful eyes of mom and dad or they only attend school there and live at home. Either way, they tend to feel more liberated than they ever have and, boy do they let it show!
When college dudes have panty raids, the white ho’s act as though they don’t enjoy it. Bull. They LOVE that attention because some guy is burying his nose in the crotch of their funky panties and gettin’ a nice whiff of their skank box.
It’s a rush for them.
Furthermore, keg parties are where the white chicks drink like fishes and get super wild. Remember, drunk white ho’s will do any and everything. College ho’s experiment with drugs, bi-sexuality and many other things that they wouldn’t normally do.
They get easier than they’ve ever been.
Another aspect of college life for white ho’s is the wet T-shirt contests that are held often. It is absolutely normal for a white ho (especially while in college) to show off her tits, her thonged ass or to make out with other chicks.
I hope that more white ho’s set out to get a higher education. It benefits us all!
White chicks are absolutely unreal. They have convinced themselves that being an easy ho is something that just isn’t them.
That’s pure bullshit!
This one white slut I met on the Internet. When we talked on the phone, she claimed that she wasn’t able to drink alcohol because she had some sort of stomach problem. As it turns out, that ended up being a whole lot of crap.
I didn’t get to meet the tramp until a week later, which is when she agreed to have me pick her up and bring her to my place.
Too easy.
I made it a point to stock up on all types of alcohol beforehand. I have a case of Skyy Vodka, a bottle of Corbett Canyon wine and numerous mixed drinks. I wanted to prove an emphatic point with “Little Miss Sober.”
She acted as though she wasn’t going to do anything sexual when she showed up and actually passed herself off as an innocent little female. One thing I was able to ascertain about the bitch is that she was something of a Tomboy. I hate Tomboy-type chicks, which is why I told her to wear her hair down, ditch the boxers and rock some sexy silk panties and wear tight “stretch pants.”
She did exactly as she was told.
By the time I got her back to my place, it was after midnight. Why oh why would this innocent woman visit a strange male’s house at that time of night? Hmm…what did she possibly think would happen in the wee hours of the morning?
Long story short, she saw all of the booze lined up on the table and, initially protested. “I told you I don’t drink because of my problem,” she claimed. With the combination of the red lights I had on, the thumping rap music blaring from the speakers and her own soaked coochie…..she submitted.
That ho drank and drank and drank some more.
By morning, I had successfully drilled the skank and brought her to a shouting climax with my expert fingers (if the tool can’t do the job, there’s always another way). I also used a vibrator on her and shaved her hairy bush clean. I even filmed the entire thing!
Moral of the story? If a white ho wants to pretend she’s “a good girl,” she probably should try harder to look and act the part. This particular ho was clearly planning to get loose when she got to my house and if nothing else, her wearing all the stuff I told her to proves that she wanted me to be impressed, if not enticed.
If that ain’t a sure sign of easy white ho behavior, than I don’t know what is.
This is considered a very peculiar phenomenon, but fat white bitches are almost always in the arms of a slim black man.
But why?
Simple stuff folks. Porker white ho’s, as I have stated before are very insecure (even when they “act” confident as hell) about their bodies. It’s actually a trait that ALL white ho’s have but the fatter they are, the worse it gets.
That’s where the slim black dude comes into play.
Slim black guys are luscious to the average white ho. When he has six pack abs, it makes him even more enticing. Their tool is supposedly bigger too. White ho’s love this. All they wanna do is cater to the black cock anyway, but it gets taken to another level when they discover how a black guy is going to look at them.
Fat white ho’s are ”tha shit” to a black guy.
It really boils down to this: black dudes love to get the best of both worlds. The full, thick figure of a black chick combined with the long silky hair, the dumb-as-a box-of rocks personality and freak nasty behavior of a white ho…all rolled up in one great package!
Hell yeah!
One other thing. Since black guys dig the fuller figure, white girls almost feel like they HAVE to go to them. White boys, for the most part like the “skinny-minny” white sluts. They ain’t really into all them hips and thighs and booty. Black guys feed off of it.
Sinceblack dudes tend to get more attention when they are of the non-fat variety, white ho’s pick them first. The slut buckets also figure that since they’re fat themselves, it makes sense for them to pull a smaller dude.
Add all of that up, and that’s why you see so many white cows with slim black thoroughbreds.
Naked white ho’s are nice and all, but they reveal too much and leave nothing to the imagination. As a result, I believe white girls are far more desirable and tasty when they’re “packaged” in clothes.
Especially “role playing outfits.”
It is true. Take one look at a white slut and it is a wonderful experience by itself. But when she’s wearing tight jeans and crop tops or Daisy Dukes and spaghetti straps, it will make a guy’s weiner stand up to be counted!
Some of my favorite clothes for white chicks to sport are Girl-Scout uniforms, cheerleading outfits and Catholic or private school skirt and blouse. The best part is, when these horny white trollops sport these naughty costumes, they have a tendency to behave as though they are that person. For example, in a cheerleading outfit, they bounce around and act like airheaded sex toys. In school girl uniforms, they act as though they are naughty and demure all at the same time, innocent to a fault and susceptible to being able to be coerced into explicit acts of perversion.
Holy Smokes!
It is public knowledge that white ho’s are born freaks that love to get drilled in their backdoor, face and snatch. Guys need to use that to their advantage because these outfits make that an even bigger truth because it makes them wet with anticipation. Furthermore, nailin’ a white bitch while she’s still wearing her panties (pull ‘em to the side) is pure bliss. It makes the situation that much more hot and in a sense, forbidden. Lifting their skirt up and drillin’ ‘em with it bunched around their waist is another decadent pleasure.
The hairstyle does a lot too, that’s why Gov. Sarah Palin’s “up-do” makes her look like a naughty schoolteacher. Of course, the sheik eye-wear helps too. That’s why Sen. John McCain had a constant stiffy anytime he was around her.
Bottom line guys: Don’t be so quick to get a white ho out of her clothes. She’ll actually be a bigger freak if you hump her while she’s still dressed in the naughty stuff.
Without question, my cousin Lou Law has become one of the most iconic white girl manipulators in history. I must admit though, I am largely responsible for that.
Even he thinks so.
He was involved in one of my favorite white girl moments of the past five years when he and I visited a dance club in the fall of 2005. We were both standing in front of the bar, sippin’ a brew and checkin’ out the crowd. Out of nowhere, this thick and sexy white ho strolled past but she left her eyeballs glued to my cousin.
She wanted his tool.
It was a split second moment, but when I saw her stare at him and raise her eyebrows in admiration of this almighty black man, I knew that I had to connect the dots. He didn’t even notice the two-bit tramp and she didn’t seem likely to actually approach him.
To make a long story short, I intervened and asked her why she “frisked him” with her eyeballs. “Well, he’s hot as fuck,” she said. White ho’s are nothing if not honest about a guy being hot. My cousin was overjoyed at my quick thinking and outgoing nature which, in this case earned him a trip to her place after club hours.
Since I was his ride, I had to be there as well.
The slut bucket lived about 40 miles from the club which was awful. I took him out there and the bitch produced a few more “white freaks” which was great, but I was determined to just be the “set-up man” on this night.
It was about 4AM before my cousin actually got around to drillin’ this skank. I was on the porch outside but after a long while, I decided to see what was going on with them. When I stepped briefly into the darkened house, I could smell white coochie in heat and I heard the trollip moaning like a wounded drunk.
What a freakin’ ho!
The situation ended at about 530 AM when my cousin jetted from her house to where I waited, nearly asleep in the car. As it turns out, she begged him to “cum all over [her] face” which was awesome enough by itself. But according to him, he was so charged up about the moment that he couldn’t control his aim and his load ended up all over her nose, eyes, hair and mouth!
Of course, Victoria LOVED it!
My mother always told me that the only things open at 4 in the morning in Ohio are a gas station and a girl’s legs.
That’s why Victoria was a “full service station.” She was OPEN all night!
Many folks know about my internationally broadcast reality show, a Date with Deante and its pervasive use of white girls. I just aired the season finale (it will return for season 2 in early 2009) and one of the most down-for-whateva’ white freaks showed up for the episode.
Photo Courtesy of Deante Young Images.
Just the way I like it.
The episode, entitled “White Ho, Black Hope” can be seen on the show’s official website in its entirety. The white ho Jen (freshly turned 18-years of age) proved once again through a photo shoot and three interviews what we already know all too well.
Sen. John McCain has proven to be a man of amazingly poor judgement and no-class during this election. With only four days left until his showdown with Barack Obama concludes, he is trying every cheap-shot tactic known to man.
Except one.
McCain is married to a rich white ho named Cindy. Even though she’s 54 years old (85 in White Girl Years), his wife is a commodity. Sometimes, the blonde senior citizen bimbo actually looks decent. Between her mouth and her bank account, she has plenty going for her. His daughter, famous blogger Meghan McCain is a mere 24 years old. That means that John McCain was squirtin’ his load in bitches even in his late 40’s!
Not surprising.
McCain will probably lose this election to the sleeker, younger and more focused Obama. Even if he miraculously wins, he will have lost the respect of many. That is why his saving grace is to utilize the easy white sluts that he has at his disposal. We already know his perverted reputation by his pick of the airheaded Sarah Palin, but she is someone else’s white coochie.
I think McCain should put his wrinkly rich wife to work on financing an elaborate escort service (whore house) since her snatch is probably used up. He could have Palin’s flock of easy white ho’s working as escorts, not to mention any other bitch he can find. As for his fat fuck of a daughter, he should put her young ass on the stroll. Let her work the ghetto streets of America, since he always preaches “COUNTRY FIRST.” She has only a year left until her looks and appeal begin to expire, so she needs to start it NOW. Remember, white ho’s start to depreciate at 25.
Since Meghan McCain is a blonde porker with rich parents, that makes her a HUGE commodity, moreso than even her mom. Sen. McCain could actually repair his reputation as a “situational racist” if he puts the easy little ho in urban neighborhoods and turn the homeboys loose on her.
But let’s be real: Meghan takes the black cock already!
I’m only offering McCain a little helpful advice. With his presidential hopes on life support, he needs to think ahead. He’s got two easy white sluts in his arsenal and needs to put them to some use.
I have said it time and time again: white girls are easy. But here’s the thing, not only are they easy to guys… but they love BLACK guys especially.
Seriously.
The fact that all white women secretly (or not so secretly) crave black cock is no surprise. The fact that most folks don’t realize is that white chicks love to cater to black women too. In a way, they would rather be dominated by a black woman more than a black man.
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice!
White ho’s envy black chicks. As a “nigga-lovin’ white girl,” they wish they had all that ass that sista’s have. They can only dream of having hips and curves and thighs to tantalize the black man. These physical attributes that the black bitches possess ends up being one of the central reasons that white ho’s actually look up to NUBIAN QUEENS.
It is also a hidden fact that white chicks want to be black. They go tanning because of a subconscious desire to have dark skin. Black women tend to have a certain class and elegance to them, so white chicks envy and idolize them. Ironically, white ho’s have historically been society’s definition of beauty and decadence.
Trust and believe, white ho’s have either done it or fantasized about eating that “black pussy.” They wanna be submissive slaves. Pig bitches that cater to a black woman’s every whim. They know that black chicks are strong and confident, and they admire that.
Actress Sharon Stone will always be one of my favorite white bitches in Hollywood. I suppose it’s because she has what makes an actor or actress brilliant.
Believability in her characters.
Anytime a person portrays their character so well that they seem to actually be that character in real life, you’ve got a winner!
Stone played a freak white ho in two early ’90’s films that are among my all-time favorites; Basic Instinct and Sliver.
In 1992’s Basic Instinct, she played novelist Catherine Tramell, a seemingly murderous nympho that co-star Michael Douglas happens to fall for. In the film’s most iconic scene, Stone’s character spreads her legs while in an interrogation room which flusters the men present. This was only one example of the easy white freak persona that her character displayed.
As it turns out, Stone was a nasty little tramp in real life. The film’s writer, Joe Eszterhas revealed in one of his books that he nailed Stone pretty easily and it wasn’t all that exciting. This means that Stone was so easy that she got loose with the writer of all people!
Film writers are notoriously overlooked and under-appreciated.
Stone’s best white ho film in my opinion is 1993’s Sliver. She ended up portraying a slut white ho that gets tangled up with a voyeuristic pervert (William Baldwin) and loves it. She gets humped shamelessly throughout the film and even slips off her panties in a public restaurant.
Classic white girl behavior.
Stone’s sex-symbol status hit a brick wall after these films, but she reprised her Basic Instinct role in 2006. Even though she was 14 years older (an eternity in White girl years), she was still a piece of ass and had a few spicy moments in this mostly forgettable sequel.
Regardless, Sharon Stone long ago earned her place in the Museum of Easy White Ho’s!
White girls are the greatest creatures ever invented, and whomever invented them deserves a raise. But sometimes a white ho can be utterly annoying.
Just take a look at Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
That stupid and obviously racist white ho from ABC’s The View continues to embarrass white bitches everywhere. She tries to pass herself off as a highly intelligent and well-informed intellect, when she actually comes off as little more than a modern day Kelly Bundy.
Dumb easy blonde!
She has made no secret of her love and devotion for Republican presidential candidate John McCain. If that were all there was to it, it would be fine. But this white ho consistently proves that her only real worth is between her legs and above her chin.
With the way she looks down her nose at the brilliant Barack Obama, she needs to not only issue him an apology for a multitude of airheaded remarks she has made about him, but she also should get on her knees and service his black cock.
Slob on it ya’ bitch!
Sen. Obama is far too much of a class act to admit this, but she is truly beneath him and at best, she maybe deserves his democratic ding-a-ling shoved up in her white funky ass.
Just wait ’til Obama gets elected. I can just see it now: Hasselbeck’s co-host Whoopi Goldberg grabbing her after the show and dragging that snow ho to an undisclosed location. Barack will be waiting there in the shadows while Whoopi blindfolds dummy Elisabeth and makes her crawl on all fours to the almighty Illinois senator. He pulls his zipper down and BOOM!
She uses that trashy mouth to swallow his black balls. For once, her mouth is put to good use. Whoopi just stands there filming the whole thing with one hand while her other hand controls the leash that’s wrapped around Hasselbeck’s neck.
I love racist white guys. I love racist white fathers even more. If I had it my way, I’d probably prefer to mess around with white girls that are the daughters of white supremacists.
Say what?
Just being real. In all of my experience, I have noticed that the more against blacks that white daddies are, the more their daughters want that nigga dick. For white bitches that came of age in my day, I called it “The 2Pac Effect.”
See, Tupac Shakur (2Pac) was a highly visible rap artist during the first half of the 1990’s. His talent aside, he was viewed by teenaged girls as a “fine ass nigga” back in say, ‘94 and ‘95. With his slim, tattooed and chiseled body, complete with six-pack abs (which he displayed often), he was a dream to these ho’s. For white girls, he was a god.
Why?
A lot of white girls (especially suburban white ho’s) get sheltered from black guys. Their fathers are almost always racist in some way towards blacks, so they take a hard stand against rap music. Reason being, rap is considered to be the gateway to “blackness” and negro culture which the white man hates. His only recourse is to forbid his lily white angel to associate with Black America.
This makes the young white ho curious.
In the case of “The 2Pac Effect,” the 14 or 15 year old white girl would catch a glimpse of “Pac on MTV or BET and get so struck by his style, swagger and beauty…they’d become attracted to this type of male. White boys don’t usually have this much style, charisma or swag.
Largely because of 2Pac, white ho’s love the “thug ass nigga.”
Now the white ho’s slowly but surely explore their curiosity and before you know it…they’re cravin’ that nigga’ dick.
A nigger lover is born!
Nowadays, there’s no more 2Pac, but it doesn’t need to be. Popular American culture has become saturated with hip-hop in a multitude of ways in the past decade. White ho’s “play in the mud” now with no problem.
Actress Pamela Anderson is one of the most instantly recognizable icons of sexuality and male fantasy and will forever be thought of as great jack-off material.
Hard for the Lifeguard.
Just like most white ho’s.
Anderson, who became publicly known in the late ’80’s through sheer happenstance was immortalized in the only way that a true white ho can be; appearing in the great Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine in the fall of 1989 and even earned Playmate of the Month shortly after that (February 1990).
You just know Hefner nailed her.
It was in the early 1990’s that Anderson began her true white girl redesign. She bleached her hair and got her titties enlarged. After a small, but eye catching role on the television series Home Improvement, the nasty little white tramp landed on the lifeguard series Baywatch where every week, she showcased her hot curves in the show’s iconic red swimsuits.
Every guy on the planet wanted to drill her at that time.
By now, Anderson began to resemble a Barbie-doll sex toy. This is probably why she was snatched up by Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, whom she eventually married and made a nasty ass (but very popular) sex film with.
Holy Smokes!
Since then, Pam has been passed around like a runny nose in 1st grade. She will always be one of the biggest examples of how a famous white girl is still just like any other white girl.
It never ceases to amaze me just how easy white girls really are. One time I was at work as a security guard at a suburban high-rise. Me and this other guy worked the building together and we took turns patrolling the parking lot and hallways while the other sat in the booth to sign people in at the front gate.
I was in the right place at the right time.
Easy Tramp.
As I was working the gate, this van pulled in with an older white lady driving. In the passenger seat was her daughter who clearly had been drinking. The thing that stood out most was her big ass titties spilling out of her top.
Cleavage for days!
The drunk slut leaned towards the driver side to get a better look at me (with a huge smile on her face) and slurred a few drunken words. Mostly, she told me that I should come up to her apartment in building E and told me her name.
Of course, I got a stiffy.
The white ho’s mother nudged her back into her seat, obviously embarrassed at her plastered off-spring. As they drove away, the white ho said she’d call me on the guard’s phone in a few minutes.
She did just that.
Once she got me on the phone, she told me her mom had simply dropped her off but that she lived there by herself. I never saw her mom leave but I took the tramp’s word for it. She once again asked me to come to her apartment, and I of course agreed.
I alerted my partner, telling him that I needed to “go potty” since that was the only way to guarantee that he’d come switch places with me, giving me a clear shot at this white trick’s apartment.
When I got to her suite, I was very nervous but extremely excited. I behaved as though I were shy once I got in, but I kept asking her simple questions. She eventually geared the conversation towards sex, which is what I was secretly aiming for. She even offered me a drink.
I got around to askin’ this ho about her choice of panties. This caused her to lead me to her bedroom where she proceeded to show me her sex toy stash. She also began to strip, which was all kinds of hot to me!
She was soaking wet and wanted to cum. Bad.
I made out with this white sleaze while still in my uniform and ended up watching her masturbate with her dildo. She begged me to continue frenchin’ her ’til she creamed, and I was nearly overwhelmed with excitement. Since I don’t have any morals and very little restraint in these situations, I put her face down on the bed, spread her enormous ass cheeks and buried my black boy face into her white booty.
I licked and sucked the heck out of her heinie!
We messed around a bit more, but I had been at her place far too long without checkin’ in with my partner. She wanted me to drill her, but I declined. I was just really blown away that she was so filthy to a perfect stranger.
That’s a white ho for you.
I got her number and returned to my post. But that was truly a night to remember, not because I nailed her (because I didn’t), but because she just furthered my theory.
One of the funniest incidents I’ve ever witnessed took place on the eve of my 30th birthday last year. My cousin and I were at a dance club sippin’ on a few drinks and checkin’ out the slut buckets in attendance.
That’s when the fun began.
An obviously tipsy, but not drunk white girl approached us after I summoned her over. She gave us the trademark “exaggerated white girl smile” as we asked her a few questions. Needless to say, our line of questioning was built around explicit talk and sexual innuendo. She quickly shot down any ideas we may have had about possibly scoring some action with her by telling us over and over that she was a “classy girl.”
Um, sure.
Within the next few minutes, I offered her some of my drink (I had a fishbowl) and she happily accepted. Then my cousin begins fondling her relentlessly which she clearly enjoyed. She let him claw and poke and prod her like some two dollar tramp (which she obviously was) all while continually reminding us that she was a “classy girl!”
Too easy.
My cousin proceeded to freak on the ho and even slipped his hand into her pocket, pulling out a twenty dollar bill without her realizing it. I would have joined in the fun but I had much bigger issues on my mind. All I could do was play it cool while applauding his treatment of this trollop.
We left the club at closing time which gave my cousin the opportunity to approach the bitch in the parking lot about coming back to my place for a little “fun.” She agreed, and we stopped at Taco Bell on the way for a late night meal (on her of course) and amazingly, she was still clueless about her “emptier pockets.”
At the house, my cousin behaved like a drunk asshole. He was impatient and rude to the ho and mocked her tirelessly simply because she wouldn’t get loose as quickly as he wanted her to. She became angry and decided to leave, but not before making this statement: “If you woulda waited a few more minutes, I woulda did whatever, but f**k you!”
Hilarious.
Most folks would think that she was a self-respecting gal because nothing sexual happened, but that would be naive to think. My thing is this: if she was soooo classy, why did she present herself as so very easy at the club by allowing and encouraging her “goodies” to be grabbed and freaked on? Why was she so clueless about his hand in her pocket? Why did she agree to come to a house with two guys that she’d just met? Why did she admit her plans to get loose if only my cousin would have exhibited more patience?
Actress Alicia Silverstone looks like a bag of dog biscuits nowadays, in spite of her being only 32 years old. That doesn’t erase the fact that she was a smoking hot white ho in her feature film debut; 1993’s The Crush.
Silverstone, 16 at the time of the film’s production, played a Lolita who took a liking to an author, who in his late 20’s was out of her age range. She prodded and enticed him relentlessly only to be turned away every time by the sensible guy.
Woody Material.
Sweet statutory.
The freak white ho that Silverstone played in the movie obviously paralleled her real-life behavior. Since she was clearly a sex-charged white slut (appearing seductively in three Aerosmith music videos), she became an instant male fantasy-type ho.
In The Crush, she showed off plenty of skin in several naughty white ho moments. Even Carey Elwes’ character couldn’t resist stealing a peek at her naked body while accidentally trapped in her bedroom closet. Though her character was a mere 14 years old, she made no secret of her desire to get nailed by the guy who was literally twice her age.
Silverstone went on to bigger stardom in 1995’s Clueless, but to me, she was never hotter than she was in her debut.
Nasty little ho made me have a bit of a crush on her!
One of my all-time favorite things about white girls is that they love to get nailed in their ass! Maybe it’s because I’m a freak or maybe it is just a natural guy thing, but it is sooo hot.
I'm in love!
And them sluts squeal like a pig when it happens.
I think some of the reason that white girls love to “get it up the butt” is because most white guys have tiny tools. The smaller the cock is, the less intimidating and in turn, the less it hurts. On the other hand, I’ve already told everyone that white ho’s love the black cock, which is by acclamation, enormous.
Holy Smokes!
Okay, maybe it has nothing to do with size. Maybe it has everything to do with the white girl tendency of loving pain. Even when they don’t actually “love” pain… they tend to have a high threshold for pain. It is so very common for a white girl to say, “Mmmm yeah … put it in my ass!”
That’s so hot.
Most white girls don’t have an ass, but that’s okay. Since I am a die-hard “snowlover,” I always tell folks that it isn’t the size of that ass that counts… it’s the hole.
Another aspect of drillin’ a white ho in her booty…they love it when a guy slides it out of their backdoor and right into their filthy mouth. I have also noticed that for some reason, the white ho’s coochie gets even more creamed out than normal after they take it in the ass.
Coincidence? I think not!
Bottom line, white ho’s will always be the freakiest creatures on Earth. Loving their ass stretched out is only part of of a mountain of evidence to support this fact.
White girls are easy enough as it is. Give ‘em a few beers and they suddenly become much friendlier and more accessible. Give ‘em liquor and they become the life of the party.
Juice to get Loose.
Holy Smokes!
Alcohol loosens everyone up, let’s be straight about that. But for white girls, it gives them a convenient excuse to act like the two dollar sluts that they were born to become. Under the influence of alcohol, a white ho is likely to flash her tits, kiss another girl (or girls), kiss a random guy, reveal the most explicit secrets of her life as well as her childhood, and yes…put out!
They also suddenly wanna suck someone off.
A lot of this is attributable to the sedative nature of alcohol. It relaxes the mind and lowers inhibitions, and we all know that white girls don’t have many of those to begin with. Combine those factors with the daring nature of the typical white girl (they’ll do anything in a game of truth or dare) and mix in a sprinkle of the arousal present in their ultra-sensitive clitoris and you have the makings of a freak-fest.
Guaranteed.
The best recipe for gettin’ an easy piece of ass or sloppy face from a white girl is to give her a few mixed drinks. Reason being, girls of any race tend to gravitate towards fruity, non-harsh drinks. That’s part of the reason for the proliferation of alcopops in the last decade. From Smirnoff Ice to Mike’s Hard Lemonade, white chicks dig the deceiving taste of these beverages. “Mmmm, this drink’s the shit,” they’ll say.
Then they suck down a bunch more.
Long Island Iced Tea is perfect for settin’ up some easy white coochie. Five different types of alcohol blended with calm sweet and sour mix and Coke. Harry Buffaloes (colloquially known as Jungle Juice) is another panty getter.
In short, white ho’s can drink their asses off. To all the guys out here, don’t overdo the alcohol or amount of drinks and you’ll have a ready-made cum dumpster!
The greatest male in history has once again made lemonade out of lemons. Legendary publisher Hugh Hefner is reportedly, “down in the dumps” over his girlfriend’s sudden break-up with him.
But being the pimp that he is, he got some new coochie and plenty of it!
In With The New.
Hefner, 82 has been goin’ steady with three white ho’s for years. Kendra, Bridget and his main squeeze, the aforementioned Holly Madison. But recently, Madison has decided to forsake the Playboy magazine founder and Editor-in-Chief for some other clown who’s much younger and can father kids.
Hefner doesn’t have enough sperm for such a task, which is apparently important to that white slut. The other two ho’s, Kendra and Bridget plan to ditch the legendary mansion by year’s end. Hefner is down about the whole thing with Madison, the other tramps never had his heart like she has, but with white ho’s literally lining up outside of his estate, he has his pick of the litter.
He’s landed a pair of smokin’ hot teenaged twins, 19-year old Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon and has another white ho on the horizon that wants to be a part of the fun.
Hell yeah!
With the outgoing ho’s (they all star on The Girls Next Door), Hefner’s stable of concubines is simply undergoing its usual makeover, something that the iconic hedonist has done since the 1950’s. He asserts that he will never “live alone” and he’s proving it with this constant influx of freaky white skin.
I wanna make a toast to Mr. Hefner. He just keeps raising the bar for the rest of us guys as well as continuing his pattern of proving white ho’s to be all the same.
Actress Diane Lane is a sexy white woman in my book, but in the film Unfaithful, she was a little bit more than that.
She was a nasty white ho.
A Bitch in Heat.
While it is true that movies are just movies, it isn’t true that it’s always that way. Sometimes, movies have roots in real life and if ever there were a real-life based film, it’s Unfaithful.
In the movie, Lane plays the suddenly adulterous wife of Richard Gere’s character. Her “partner-in-crime” is a mysterious book dealer who seems captivating and highly sexual himself.
The delicious parts of the film feature Lane in several sexual scenarios with this clown. A brief tryst in a public restroom, gettin’ nailed at the guy’s apartment and my favorite, she gets bent over in a hallway near a staircase. Her lover frantically french kisses her from behind while yanking her panties off of her white ass as she begs him to nail her. “I want you to f**k me,” she repeatedly pleaded.
She was literally a “bitch” in heat.
Even though the film isn’t a porno, it manages to entice like one. There’s even a scene where Lane, after a naughty encounter with her secret guy, rushes into a bathroom on a train and pulls her filthy panties off her ass and discards them.
What a ho.
The best part about this whole thing is the fact that many white ho’s behave this cheaply. The funny part about that is that they still expect to be treated with dignity and respect.
While it’s true that the average white ho doesn’t have any ass, it’s also true that they tend to have some incredible tits!
Yummy!
The beauty and allure of a white ho and her sexy tits is simple. Plus, they often don’t have a problem with showin’ em off. Whether in a strip club or a dirty magazine or a frat party…white ho’s will flash their “headlights” with almost no lip.
Me personally, I like the perky titties more than any kind. Big tits are great too, but just like with ass…the size is truly not important. It’s all about the feel and softness as well as how the people involved perceive the moment.
Pam Anderson is one famous white ho who got a “boob job” to supposedly gain more sex appeal. That way of thinking is incredibly flawed, yet she is just one in a long list of bitches that get it done. A girl doesn’t need to have big tits to have an amazing body.
You can even titty-fuck the little ones!
One of the best things for a guy to do with a white ho is to slide his tool between her melons and rub the schlong back and forth. In this respect, he could just be doin it for fun or he could be doin it to reach that point…the “pearl necklace” effect, where the guy squirts his load across the tramp’s upper chest. The pearly and spotty pattern of the semen resembles a “pearl necklace!”
Fun times.
Give me a white ho with a triple G cup and I’ll have a blast with her. Give me a white ho with an A or B cup and we’ll have just as much fun!
Everyone on the planet knows that white girls are notorious cock suckers. One of the surest signs of their love for it is when they decide to actually turn their tongue into a billboard advertising their “business.”
Simple formula: White girl + tongue + tongue ring = cock sucker!
B.J.? Has a Nice Ring to it.(photo courtesy of Deante Young Images)
Granted, all races of girls wear tongue rings and many wear them because they are either bi-sexual or flat-out lesbians. In spite of all that, it is one of the most surefire ways to show just who is proud of their cock sucking and who’s more “private” about it. Remember, ALL WHITE GIRLS SUCK COCK but not all are very eager to spill the beans about it.
It is always so very fascinating to me watching a white ho try and try to deny this “hobby” of hers. Wearing a tongue ring isn’t merely a fashion choice, it is symbolic of a lifestyle. If there were some type of test performed on these tongue rings, there’d be tons and tons of residue all over them, the leftover evidence of a thousand strange weiners.
Filthy tramps.
To all the fellas out there, if you’re looking for a good time with a ho, first check her skin color. If it’s white, you’re on the right track. Then, check her tongue. If it has a ring in it … my friends, you are IN BUSINESS!
After all, the tongue ring is what advertised their services, right?
One of the hottest things about white ho’s is the way they look in clothes. Always remember, a white bitch will ALWAYS look better in clothes than she does “nekkid.”
Yummy Tail.
That brings me to the whale tail.
Delicious for days, the whale tail has come to symbolize “easy white slut” because they display their “tail” to get attention from guys. For those of you who are clueless, the whale tail is simply the top part of a girl’s thong as it “sticks out” from the top of their pants, especially low-rise jeans.
The resulting look resembles an actual whale’s tail!
These white freaks out here seem determined to come across as available or easy. I think it speaks to their true character that they choose to display their…um, unmentionables for all the world to see.
Stroll through a mall, a store, a bar, a club, a restaurant…anywhere, and chances are…there will be a nasty white ho showing off her whale tail. Another common place that the tail is found: parties!
A little hint: When a girl has the whale tail on display, it is the perfect time to freak on her, go up and make-out with her or get her number. Just think of the whale tail as sort of a sexual billboard advertising “great, easy fun.”
May as well give them ho’s what they’re askin’ for!
A very well kept secret about white ho’s is that they enjoy a guy shoving their head in a toilet. If the guy is black, they REALLY dig it.
In fact, they CRAVE IT!
We all know that white chicks are nasty little freaks, but most have no idea to what extent. If a white ho had it her way, she would be dominated…and I know that from first-hand experience. Put a white slut on her knees and surround her with a bunch of horny guys, then let those guys launch their loads all over her face and down her throat.
She’d squeal like a pig.
Then, if a guy (or guys) keeps the white tramp on her knees and makes her crawl to a bathroom, she is heavily anticipating what will come next. Once she is near the toilet, the best thing a guy could do is lift the lid and seat, grab the ho by the back of her hair or neck and shove her head into the toilet bowl while swirling it around in the toilet water.
That’s sooooo hot.
The main reason it’s so hot is simple. White girls having their head in a toilet is symbolic of showing their true value and worth. But most importantly, it underlines just how and what the white bitch thinks of herself!
Us males need to put a white ho’s head in the toilet at some point in our life. It is maybe the best thing and the biggest favor we could ever do for them ho’s!
Everyone knows that white girls are typically built without much body. Even when they’re porkers, they still tend to have no shape worth lookin’ at.
Kim Kardashian is waaaaaay different!
The super delicious, shapely sex kitten represents all that a black man finds sexy in a white ho. Pretty face, obviously not too smart, a little ditzy, clearly a freak and definitely got money.
Oh yeah, and that ASS!
All I know is, it’s hard not to go crazy over this tramp’s figure. I’ve been around many chicks over the years with killer bodies, but Kardashian is absolutely prime real estate. The average black male would have a field day with this trollip, which is exactly what actor/singer Ray J did in their supposedly “leaked” porn film.
Ray J nailed her for all she was worth!
Kardashian, perhaps best known from television’s, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Dancing Withthe Stars has the good fortune of being O.J. Simpson’s goddaughter. Indeed, if a guy gets out of hand with her, the murderous Simpson is a great ace in the hole to have.
That booty is another great ace to have.
One of the things I like most about this white ho is the fact that she’s clearly a chocolate lover. Plus, with an ass like that, there should be some sort of rule stating that all guys in America are allowed to drill her in her ass one good time –mandatory!
It only makes sense that the great Hugh Hefner snatched up this smokin’ hot treat for a pictorial in his iconic publication. I don’t usually give nasty, filthy white ho’s this much credit, but I think this slut’s photo should be put on money!
Why?
Maybe because Kardashian is fast becoming the hottest white ho on Earth!
O.J. Simpson is considered by an enormous amount of Americans to be a double-murderer who got away with killing his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman.
She Owes O.J. Some Head.
Um, okay.
The point isn’t whether he did it…the point is this: why does Goldman’s sister Kim keep opening her stupid white girl mouth to talk? It’s not like she has anything worthwhile to say!
Except one thing.
During an interview yesterday, she went on and on about how she wants Simpson to pay for his misdeeds but actually admitted how charming O.J. is once he takes the stand in a trial. That was her way of saying, “I wanna pleasure that charming black man with my filthy white girl mouth!”
Yes!
Kim Goldman isn’t much to look at. Sure, she’s a white ho (which is always a great thing), but once you get past that, she has nothing going for her. Apparently, she’s now a mom and runs a business supposedly in her late brother’s honor. That’s great and all, but she really has no real value in this world.
Except sucking cock.
The nasty red head needs to stop trashing Simpson in the media and instead, go to Las Vegas where his current trial is taking place and offer her face to the former football great. It’s the least she could do in light of her (and her pathetic father Fred’s) snide remarks about Simpson for the past dozen or so years.
Tramp.
Everytime I see this white piece of filth on television, all I see is a potential cum-dumpster for O.J. Simpson. Maybe O.J. should shove his Hall-of-Fame cock in that Kim Goldman ho’s mouth and hump her face like it was a coochie. Then, that’ll be TWO white ho’s whose necks he would’ve destroyed! Or maybe he should kill this disgrace of a ho and squirt his load all over her face.
For the longest time, I couldn’t get a girl to do anything with me. By the time I got to be about twenty, I finally got my first girlfriend, only seven months after losing my virginity. Since that time, I have learned many things about girls (namely white girls), but one thing REALLY stands out.
White Ho's Love Crack
White girls love to lick ass.
Hell yes they do! I first had a white girl get “addicted to my crack” in 1997 when I got my first girlfriend. It was utterly unreal to think that a girl would do that to “loser me” of all people. That was when I was still building my self-esteem, but man-o-man! That was an unbelievable feeling.
Some guys think it’s gay. Whatever.
I’m all for a nasty white ho doing that. Every time I see one of these snow ho’s doing that in a porn, it gets me excited because at the end of the day…she is just proving her true value in that moment.
Tonguing someone’s asshole!
It’s even hotter when the white slut buries her nose in a guy’s (or girl’s) ass, “snorting his line” so to speak. My second girlfriend begged me to let her lick my ass and for some reason, I was a bit reluctant to let her do it. It was crazy, but ya’ live, ya’ learn!
My favorite “gettin’ my ass licked” moment occurred with this other gal. I got her wasted and she started off with me laying on my back with my legs pulled back and her tongue in my ass. After a couple minutes of this, she had me get on my hands and knees while she proceeded to lewdly spread my cheeks and dive her tongue into my ass. That turned into her mouth going into my ass and then her entire face!
Holy freakin’ smokes!
The best part about it was the fact that, not only did she go in deeper each time…she was goin’ wild over it like it was being done to HER! That was an incredible experience that I will never forget.
Actress Tina Fey, one of the very few intelligent white ho’s out there, not only closely resembles Gov. Sarah Palin, she mimics her better than most people portray themselves!
Fey: Sexy White Girl.
And Fey is a major hottie.
As Sen. John McCain’s ill-advised choice for Republican V.P., Palin has run the gamut from “party savior” to “train wreck burden” as she has suddenly crashed and burned in recent weeks, mostly with clueless, stumbling interviews with Charles Gibson and Katie Couric. NBC’s Saturday Night Live has predictably jumped on the story with all its force and might with two (thus far) pitch perfect skits involving former cast member Fey, who bears an uncanny resemblance to the slut Alaskan Governor.
Given the laughingstock that Palin has become, it’s obvious that she isn’t a serious contender for Vice-President, so her only recourse is through sex. Imagine Fey humiliating her again by sitting on her face and making the nasty ho eat her snatch. That would be worth seeing which is far more than can be said about her horrifying performances in interviews.
Yikes.
Most folks may think this would be a very far-fetched occurrence, all but impossible to happen. Maybe or maybe not. If there’s one thing we know about Palin besides her cluelessness on the campaign trial, it’s the fact that she is all about gettin’ loose and using her coochie (and filthy tongue) to get ahead. Does anyone really believe that her husband would have married her if she didn’t have a cunt? Would Sen. McCain have given her the time of day if she didn’t look like a naughty school teacher?
I think not.
How about her pregnant underage daughter? Could it be that her ho-ish behavior may have come from watching her momma give birth to what seems like ten kids of her own?
Sarah Palin is a joke and Tina Fey is a genius. Now all we have to do is get them in the same room and in the same bed and see who comes out ….on top!
White boys typically don’t like thick chicks. White girls with no ass are usually (not always) into white guys exclusively or both black and white guys.
A white ho with a “ghetto booty” is guaranteed to be a “chocolate lover!”
Onion Booty
That’s right. White ho’s by nature are soooo self-conscious of their body size that when they have “hella ass,” it makes them want to get rid of it or conceal it. You can always tell when a white girl is into black guys when she is proud of that booty.
Yummy.
There’s nothing wrong with a white girl havin’ a “white girl booty,” which by definition is flat, but in reality can be anything from damn near inverted to a little small curve. Either way, a true “sellout” will always love and respect that white girl ass.
But man-o-man, when them ho’s have that onion booty it’s the business!
Most black guys go for white girls with hips, thighs and ass because it’s like getting the best of both worlds. Indeed, black chicks are known to be stacked and white girls don’t have that reputation so it becomes Heaven on Earth when the two worlds combine to produce the priceless masterpiece.
Someone needs to seriously put a cock in Gov. Sarah Palin’s mouth so she will stop talking! This isn’t just because she’s a white ho, it’s because she is the most clueless high profile white ho in the history of white ho’s!
John McCain should put a hit out on her Robert Blake-style.
It is mind boggling to me how brainless this Alaskan tramp is. After embarrassing herself in an interview with Charles Gibson several days ago, she took her dumb white bitch act to a new low when she humiliated both herself and the Republican party during an interview with Katie Couric.
She would have done better if she’d just stared at the camera and said nothing.
McCain and his staff have been very careful to not allow too much media access to the V.P. nominee. Problem is, there has already been too much. When she was introduced a month ago as the Arizona senator’s running mate, the choice went from utter shock to a huge jolt of energy for their campaign. She became a national publication fixation and gave the McCain camp an enormous boost.
Those days are in the past.
The only way Palin can save face for her obvious inexperience and repeated act of putting her foot in her mouth is to replace that foot with a stiff cock. She owes every guy in America a sloppy face-job. We as males should have the choice of squirting our loads down her nasty throat or painting her face and omnipresent “naughty schoolteacher” eyeglasses with loads of cum. She’ll actually come out looking a lot better with “nut” all over her face than she does with egg on her face.
Stupid white hussy.
McCain, at age 72 may have a harder time gettin’ a stiffy, but Palin could pull her panties down and rub his elderly weiner up and down the crack of her white ass. It should get rock hard from that, then the dumb governor ho can just put his P.O.W. tool into her mouth and choke on it.
That is the ONLY way she can make up for this mess she has made for him.
The rest of us could just lineup on the campaign trail and when the McCain-Palin ticket “blows” into our town, we should line up while Palin drops to her knees and services us.
Power to the people, right?
Just wait until the V.P. debate on Thursday. Expect Palin to once again make herself look like a good-for-one thing white slave.
I’ve said it adnauseum about these white ho’s out here. They are submissive by nature so it behooves any male to take at least a little advantage of that fact.
White Ho's Are Submissive
If they get out of line, call ‘em a stuck up bitch.
That’s right. White girls secretly love to be called names. I think that there’s something in it that makes them cream their panties at the thought of being verbally assaulted. It makes them feel dominated, which is what they crave and often beg for.
Case in point: Today, I saw this one white ho drive past my house that I have been friends with for three years. For the past year, she has consistently told me that she was gonna stop by and hang out, but never did. Once I started my talk show in April, she became a huge fan of it and agreed to be on the show for me to interview.
Months passed and she still kept givin’ me excuses. Making matters worse, she started goin’ steady with some guy that literally lives a 30 second car ride away, right around the corner.
She still never comes over.
Anyways, when she drove past my house today, she didn’t even look my way, as I was on the porch. I then grabbed my phone and called her, and I got no answer. After all of these months of being shafted and avoided by her, I’d had enough so I left her a message calling her a “stuck up bitch” and basically reading her the riot act. How did she respond?
She called me 15 minutes later to tell me she was on her way over.
The lesson to be learned in all of this is that with anyone, you have to assert your authority, especially with white girls.
One of the great things about white girls is that they don’t mind being passed around like a blunt at a Snoop Dogg party. You could call it the white ho version of “pass the beanbag” only much more fun.
White ho’s are always fun.
The actual ho Sarah.
A short while ago, I met this white ho named Sarah through this loser white boy that sounded suspiciously like The Terminator when he spoke. She was supposedly “his girl” but acted like anything but when she showed up at my apartment. From the moment she arrived, it was clear just how easy she was. She was already letting guys put their hands down her pants within minutes of meeting them to “prove” that her snatch was shaved.
How noble of her.
She stayed at my apartment complex for a couple days, alternating between my suite and two other guys’ apartments. The first night, I gave her one shot of Bacardi 151 and she immediately let my best friend bend her over and nail her. She squealed like a pig, just as I suspected.
After that, she was handed off to this Mexican guy I hung out with at the time. As he said, he “finger-banged” her at his place. She was ready to give me a piece of the pie, but I had my girl there so I um, wasn’t like that.
The best part about this ho was the fact that she had her toddler son with her the entire time. It’s not that I promote that type of behavior, but it further underlines just how easy and dumb a white slut can be when weiner is involved.
Anna Nicole Smith was a major white girl beauty. Though she died last year shockingly at age 39, I still see her as the very definition of hot white ass, even when she ballooned to a million pounds.
Many other guys would agree.
What made her so sexy, in my opinion was her “dumb blonde” persona and affinity for flaunting her sexuality. Indeed, as yet another Hugh Hefner Creation, (Playmate of the Year) the voluptuous blonde stunner never hid from her bountiful curves. She was a hot piece of ass and she knew it.
I can’t help but wonder if O.J. Simpson nailed her when they co-starred in 1994’s Naked Gun 33 1/3. It wouldn’t surprise me.
A classic illustration of just how nasty, easy and freaky white ho’s are occurs in the latest episode of my classic Internet series, a Date with Deante. Kristen headlines the clip as she proves in living color, nearly every white girl stereotype to be true!
White ho’s are nasty little freaks. They are submissive by nature and love to be treated like second-class citizens.
At least, that’s how they behave.
We already discussed how white ho’s love giving blow jobs, but this is an extension of that. When it’s time for a guy to blow his load, white girls either swallow or let the cream cover their faces until it resembles a sticky mask.
The Money Shot!
I’ve personally had several white girls beg me to squirt all over their faces. I think it is pretty degrading and yet, so very exciting. No longer will I have a problem with doing it … they should get what they want. If it goes in their hair, who cares? Even their eyes or nostrils…or ears! Amazing stuff, considering how they sometimes try to get respect from guys.
“Let me get this straight, you want me to respect you even though you enjoy getting on your knees and allowing me to tower over you and shoot a bunch of “boy glue” all over the one part of your body that gets seen the most?”
Um…I’ll get right on that one.
I’m not complaining. I think it speaks to their true character and how they REALLY see themselves. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a big deal when a white ho does it with her boyfriend or husband, but it takes the cake when they allow random guys (or guys that they’re not actually “with”) to do it.
That’s a cum dumpster for ya. Sometimes the cum doesn’t make it inside!
I’m all for naughty perversion and sick puppy type behavior, but sometimes a white ho can actually cross a line and take it too far.
Holy Smokes!
This white ho I was talking to yesterday did what very few white girls have ever done: Shock and gross me out to the point of horror.
I’m so serious.
The girl, Felicia told me about something called “mung.” According to her, mung is the fluids that come from a dead female’s snatch when a person jumps and lands on her abdomen and yet another person is positioned in front of the girl’s cunt with their mouth open. She called it her “fetish” and acted suspiciously like she has done “it” before.
Yuck!
Yikes!
Sheesh!
I’ve encountered many odd chicks over the years with odd fetishes, but this takes the freakin’ cake. I don’t begrudge anyone their preferences…but wow. I can’t relate to this at all.
That’s a white girl for you.
Aside from this particular chick, there have been others that were whack jobs in their own respect, though not as shocking as this gal. Whether it’s golden showers or asphyxiation or being strangled during sex … it gets very bizarre with these white sluts.
I think this is the true definition of being a “freak” and no one really understands how it even evolves. Yes, black girls and other race girls have these fetishes etc., but as I’ve stated before, they are not as blatant or brutal or common as with white ho’s.
At the end of the day though, they just further the stereotypes about themselves. Can’t help but to drop your jaw in amazement.
One of my all-time favorite incidents with a white ho took place with this nasty white tramp named Rita. I met her on the telephone chatline and boy oh boy, did she make a royal ass out of herself.
Since I’m overcaloried (fat), I often get underestimated by folks, especially chicks. Rita was no different. We talked for hours on the telephone the first night I discovered her. She laughed like crazy at my sense of humor, greatly enjoyed my personality and couldn’t wait to meet me. When I told her I was a porker, she was shocked that a fat guy had as much confidence and self-esteem as I did.
Shallow ho!
She agreed to meet me “anyway” and when I picked her up, she was a bit standoffish. She agreed to finance the alcohol for the evening (Vodka) but when we got to my house, she behaved as though she didn’t wanna be there. She even began harassing me to go get her a pack of cigarettes.
Then she got that “drank” up in her.
By the time the morning arrived, I had made out heavily with this slut. I nailed her twice, including once in her backdoor in which I squirted hardcore. She wanted to face me up (B.J.), but I was a bit “shy” in those days about that. I took her to work and came home, never to hear from her again.
Some may think that I “had” to get her drunk for her to put out and that my never hearing from her again was a sign of my “loserness.”
Maybe so.
But, when I look at the bottom line, all I see are irrefutable facts: She paid for the alcohol, gave up the booty and coochie to a stranger within a couple hours of meeting [me], gave me a great story to tell for years to come, furthered the stereotype and my own personal theory about white girls and made herself look pathetic.
Yes!
All I gave up was the little bit of gas (it was much cheaper at that time) to pick her up (about a mile away from me) and take her to work and oh yeah, some semen and saliva.
Nasty little white ho judged me wrong. She figured us fat boys couldn’t ball like that. Very funny stuff if you ask me.
She gave up money, booty and coochie. Why? Because she’s white.
White Ho’s are easy enough when they’re clean and sober with zero outside influences, but there are a few strategies that will get a guy into their panties.
Find their spot.
That’s right, a white slut’s “hot spot” is the place to find when navigating their um, territory. In my experience, a white ho typically goes bonkers when a dude kisses, licks, nibbles, sucks and bites on the side of their neck … or nibble and suck on their earlobe.
Hell yeah!
The best part about it is the fact that they reveal their “spot” with ease. They know how it will make them react, and yet they give away this supposed-to-be-sacred information like it’s a piece of candy. Just nibble a white ho’s neck or ear and watch their eyes go haywire, goosebumps form and their panties start stickin’ to ‘em.
Holy Smokes!
It is worth mentioning that white ho’s also tend to moan when they get “messed with” like that which only makes the guy more eager. One thing that white freaks love; hickeys! These actions with their ears and necks often lead to “marking up their neck” which for whatever reason, they tend to get a kick out of more often than not.
The only explanation for white ho’s to like and enjoy gettin’ hickeys is this: they love tangible evidence of their availability and easyness!
I was at a laundromat one time minding my own business when I received a strange phone call on my cell. I looked at the caller I.D. and didn’t recognize the number, but I answered anyway.
It was a wrong number.
To make a long story not as long, the wrong number was a white ho that lived about 15 minutes from me…in suburbia. We continued to talk the rest of that day and later that night, and that’s when she revealed her freak nature.
As per usual, I had yet another white ho playin’ with herself over the phone. Total hotness. When it came time for me to meet the tramp, I was excited because she had already informed me that I could do whatever I wanted to her when I saw her.
No shit.
She was eight months pregnant and lived with her mother and mother’s wife (mom was a lesbian) and to be honest, all of them were nice folks, but I was there for one real reason.
To get loose with this ho.
She was a definite porker, (even without being prego) and man was she easy. That first day, I nailed her missionary and hit it from the back…got her in the booty and frenched her like she was goin out of style. I can’t remember if she topped me off that day…but I do know that she did just that the next time I showed up there.
Her face-job skills were top shelf. She even became only the 3rd chick ever to make me squirt in her mouth just from their sucking ability!
One of the best things about this easy ass hussy was the fact that she loaned me her Food Stamp card so I could visit the grocery store and get a few things for myself. She trusted me with it even though she just met me. Why would she do such a thing?
Because she’s white, and white girls are easy!
The way things ended with her wasn’t exactly on a high note. In spite of that, I still had a blast and she just added to my overflowing legacy with these nasty ass white ho’s out here. And she continued to prove and provide evidence to support what we already know.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is gettin’ just what she deserves as a white ho: Being dogged and insulted by other white ho’s that are actually hotter than she is!
Hell yeah!
The Republican V.P. nominee has become a cultural phenom during the past couple weeks, something that has both energized Sen. John McCain’s Presidential bid and annoyed others who see the obvious double standards being employed against Democratic nominee Sen. Barack Obama.
Obama had been pejoratively described as, “a mere celebrity” by the Republicans (and certain media idiots)based on the enormous crowds and celebrity endorsements he has received. Now Palin, a tabloid and national publication staple in recent weeks has become exactly what Obama was disparaged for.
Whatever.
The revenge all of us Obama supporters have gotten has come in the form of a couple freaky white ho’s doggin’ this Palin ho. Actress and sex kitten Pam Anderson recently revealed that she “can’t stand [Palin]” and says she can “go and suck it.”
Wow!
Pop tart Lindsay Lohan went even further as she criticized Palin’s lack of experience. “I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be,” said Lohan on her blog.
Great point.
The carpet-munching actress went on to say, “Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity,you’re running for office to represent our, your, MY country.”
All of this puts the Johnny-Come-Lately Palin right in her place. You gotta’ love it when white ho’s duke it out either in person or through words.
In the hood and amongst all black men, there exists a myth that fat white girls give the best head on the planet.
That myth is all true!
The main reason the white porkers are so damn good at givin’ face is simple. They often feel unable to compete with their “Barbie-doll” counterparts, so they must compensate some other way: their lips and tongue!
White girls are far more self-conscious about their figure than any other female anyway, so when they are certifiable cows, they tend to have low self-esteem. Since black guys typically “go for” fuller, thicker women, the white heifers get far more love from the brothas than white boys.
Makes sense.
The more a person does something, the better they get at it. Fat white girls spend lots of time knobbin’ guys off, so they are not only professionals, but “cock-sucking all-stars!” There’s not a porker white ho on the planet that doesn’t give head.
And give it well!
Skinny white bitches give head too. Some really good. But with slim ho’s, they can do more things with their slinky body and wear more seductive and revealing things with impunity. This enables them to not have to focus so much on face-jobs.
Many black guys, especially the ones that are only “experimenting” with white ho’s have a certain mentality. “I’ll let that white ho suck my d**k, but that’s about it,” is what they usually say.
Bottom line is this: if you don’t have a white cow in your stable, your entire farm isn’t worth much!
I’ve said it so many times: white girls are unlike any other creature on the planet. They are the nastiest, easiest, freakiest and most open-minded down-for-whateva’ things in existence. They will let a guy do unthinkable and unbelievable things to them and in most cases, beg for it.
This is the actual freak white ho I
Holy Smokes!
This one ho I met was the greatest “sex toy” I ever encountered. Yet another telephone chatline chick, she sold herself as an exhibitionist, nympho-maniac freakazoid who’d do (and had already done) anything. She told me she had been gang-banged by twenty-eight different people, mostly females!
Sheesh!
When I talked to her on the phone, she revealed her affinity for masturbation. Naturally, all of this info pleased me greatly and I used to have her fingering her snatch like crazy ALL THE DAMN TIME!
I loved when she played with her stuff, she was a SCREAMER for real and that would have me — um, painting the wall! Needless to say, I felt like she was too good to be true, especially when she told me I could “do whatever I wanted [sexually] to her.”
I couldn’t wait.
The day I finally met her was one for the archives. I told her to take off all her clothes within moments of me arriving at her house, just to prove how “down” she really was. She did just that without hesitation. By the end of that first day, she let me nail her twice — including once in her tight back door from behind (while begging me to slap her in the face and pull her hair) and twice in her cooter.
The white ho even knew how to squirt and shot the fluid across the room from her snapper!
Daaaaaaamn!
Over the next few months, I had her screw herself with a shampoo bottle up her ass as well as had her admit that she’d “do anything or f**k anybody I wanted [her] to.” She even told me that she gets off on being choked until she almost dies! She claimed it was a real rush!
Maybe the biggest kicker in this whole sordid tale is her willingness to not only suck my asshole, but allow me and anyone else I chose to piss in her face and fill up her mouth with it!
All of this is 100% true with zero embellishment from me. I always tell guys about her and I feel like every guy should experience either her or someone JUST LIKE HER at some point in their life!
This is standard white girl behavior though. And that’s the point.
Republican V.P. nominee Sarah Palin is a white pig bitch. Sen. John McCain knows it and she knows it.
Yes I said it.
Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is being taken to task by the Republicans and some in the media for an analogous statement he made regarding pigs and lipstick. “You can put lipstick on a pig … and it’s still a pig,” he said.
Even though the Democratic nominee didn’t mean any harm to the Alaska Governor, the rest of us should call her what she is; a pig in lipstick!
Look, I’m not being sexist, but Palin has been paraded in front of us the past couple weeks or so as a hard-as-nails sex-symbol, appearing seductively on the cover of numerous national publications. She’s not complaining about this exploitive notoriety of her “beauty”, in fact she’s eatin’ it up.
Just like a pig.
Make no mistake about it, that white pig squeals when her husband nails her. I bet she even oinks when her secret black lover (every white ho has one) taps that Alaskan booty. That’s the crazy thing about this pig in lipstick…she KNOWS what she is, but is playing the victim. Hell, she even mentioned in her now famous quip that “the only difference between [her] and a pitbull [is] lipstick.”
All I have to say is, Mr. Obama, keep your head up and let that white pig in lipstick sling her mud until she grazes in it.
One of my favorite white girl tendencies is the way they kiss and make out with each other in a casual setting like it’s no big deal, because they’re all bisexual deep down.
Sheesh!
Katy Perry is a nasty little freak. The young singer of “I Kissed a Girl” exemplifies the average white girl thought process when it comes to same-sex scenarios. Me personally, I have noticed and experienced a large disparity between black and white girls and their willingness to fool around with each other. White girls kiss and lick each other without any difficulty. Black girls act like they wanna tear a person’s head off if it even gets suggested.
Holy Smokes!
When white ho’s start drinking around other white ho’s, it can get pretty wild. Take one look at the Girls Gone Wild series and you’ll start to understand how and why white girls are “down for whateva” with chicks. They usually experiment at a young age, during childhood and it carries on into adulthood. Why do they do it?
White girls love to be spanked, whether it’s during doggy-style sex or just gettin’ their ass smacked.
And why is this?
Well here it is. White girls love to be dominated heavily. If you’re a black guy — they enjoy it even more. It gives them a feeling of inferiority because deep down, they want to be servants. Me personally, I love white girl butt cheeks when they turn red. That can happen in many ways, if they’re simply sitting down, their ass turns red. If they are wearing tight pants sometimes, the booty cheeks turn red!
Yes!
I especially like giving spankings (licks) to a white ho on her birthday. That’s one! Two! Three! Four! Etc. They usually grunt, moan, scream or protest in some way which is actually hot. Even when they avoid the hand or the belt, they secretly crave it.
Perfect example of why white ho’s love gettin’ their booty spanked: This one snowflake I was goin’ steady with had done something naughty. I made her strip off all her clothes for a much deserved spanking. When I did it, she buried her head in the pillow. When I put my finger in her snatch, it was creaming like crazy!
The bitch was in heat!
Yep, gettin’ that ass spanked registered in her mind as getting dominated by a black man. And as we all know, that is a white girl’s secret desire.
The 2008 MTV VMA’s are officially over and I must say, Lil’ Wayne, T.I., Rhianna and Kanye West really impressed me.
The white ho’s however, stole the show.
Conflicted (but recovering) pop star and tabloid staple Britney Spears was the big winner as she took home three awards, and to be honest … she looked like a blonde sex toy in her slinky, shiny silver dress. Her curves were begging for mercy and her hair and make-up were incredible. In my humble opinion, I feel as though she redeemed herself big-time from last year, when she received a boat load of flack for her performance as well as her appearance.
Spears, 26 actually looked a bit INNOCENT! After the past few years in which she has had one meltdown after another, I was thoroughly impressed. Of course, showin’ off them thick white thighs didn’t hurt either.
I was also pleasantly surprised by new artist Katy Perry (”I Kissed a Girl”) and her demure “throwback” appearance. Her black hair made her appear even more tasty. A cameo from the soon-to-be 46-year old “vet” Demi Moore was shocking. White women begin their physical downfall at age twenty-five and somehow this legendary piece of white booty still looks tantalizing.
Sheesh!
Pink looked absolutely fabulous. I never saw her as a sex object, but she was so enticing on this night, especially when she hopped on stage with a “body suit type number” on. You could even see the shape of her snatch. Nicely done.
In closing, I suppose Paris Hilton and Christina were a bit sexy. Either way you look at it … great night for the freaky ass white bitches!
Bet they all got loose with Wayne and T.I. after the show.
I met this white girl named Amber on the telephone chatline several years ago and let me tell you, when I finally had an “in-person” encounter with this ho — it further solidified what I was fast realizing.
White Girls Are Easy.
Look, I have had countless experiences with the snowflakes out here, but I am always amazed at how loose they can be. This Amber chick was wild. I actually began talking to her sister on the phone chatline and somehow word got to me that Amber was the business in the freak department, so I disregarded the original chick and talked only to the nasty ho Amber.
Before long, I would call the slut (or she would call me) on the phone and had her playing with her little nasty ass coochie (or booty) until she climaxed like crazy. She was always so willing to do it and that fact alone made her seem too good to be true, so I convinced her to visit me. Problem was, she lived like 40 miles away.
It didn’t matter.
One night, she called me and told me that she was coming to visit me. I didn’t entirely believe her but I soon found out the truth; she was coming for real.
Her sister (the original ho I was talking to) was the one that brought her over to see me. They arrived at about 2 A.M., and me being a night owl anyway, I didn’t mind. I was living with my mother and two younger sisters at the time so I was a little nervous as to how anything could or would happen in her house…even with everyone being asleep.
Amber was a heavy-set brunette which I didn’t mind. She was decent looking. Her sister though, looked really frumpy and quite homely. How embarrassing.
Amber proved that she was the real deal from the beginning. Us three stayed on the porch (to be safe) and I asked the freak to flash the next person that walked past. She agreed and actually did it! Her homely sis seemed like a third wheel and I think she even got back in the car. I asked Amber to come in the darkened house with me.
She was all too willing.
Once in the house, I had the ho fingering herself (including her own back door) to start things out. Then she laid on her back and I nailed her. I was afraid someone would come downstairs during the act, but nothing like that occurred. I took my tool out of her snatch and slipped it into her booty hole. She loved that big time … but not as much as I did!
The grand finale was when I took my rod out of her ass, which in turn made her make good on a telephone promise by putting it right into her mouth.
Sheeesh!
The fact that it was dark, nasty and nearly anonymous sex made it all the more incredible than it actually was. Not to mention the fact that it was “new white snatch.” When it was all over and the sisters went home, it began to sink in that a nasty white ho came 40 miles in the middle of the night to lay on her back and degrade herself at the hands of a black man.
Take one look at a dirty magazine rack at any convenience store or book store and you’ll find many different covers and titles. The one thing you will find more often than not is a nude (or semi-nude) white girl on the cover.
Don’t believe me? Go check it out.
This isn’t by accident. America has always held the pale chicks up as a standard of beauty. In this case, the snow ho’s are being paraded about as alluring sex objects. That makes them literally poster girls for sex and promiscuity. In short, just being a ho.
Hugh Hefner’s Playboy is the most ubiquitous example of this. In any given year, almost all of his cover girls are white. True fact: Of the 104 issues of the magazine released in the 2000’s thus far, only a select few of them (less than ten) featured non-white women. The last time a black woman appeared on the cover was last century, a December 1999 pictorial of Naomi Campbell and she’s part British!
Holy Smokes!
This all means that white women should take a closer look at why us black guys label them as ho’s. Maybe it’s the media, maybe we’re wrong.
Or maybe it’s all the evidence that supports them being ho’s.
White girls are an enormous commodity in the Black ghettos of America. Black males love women of all kinds, but when that white skin (snowbunnies in Black guy lingo) makes a hood appearance (especially suburban white ho’s), it becomes literally “Christmas in the Hood.”
Talk about a winter wonderland.
Let’s say a sexy, curvy black chick strolls down a hood street dressed in tight shorts and tank top. The homeboys will whistle and make either crude or “smooth” remarks about her in hopes of getting her attention.
Now, take a less attractive white girl with jeans and a T-shirt and let her walk down that same street and the reception she gets will be similar to what Princess Diana used to receive from the press and paparazzi. A white girl in the hood has so many ramifications for the black male. There is a perception that the white girl has more to offer than black women from a financial and/or a materialistic standpoint.
Urban males also look at “snowflakes” as less argumentative and more supportive of them than “sistas” are. This may stem from the perceived (and largely true) submissiveness of white ho’s which directly contrasts the reputation of black girls.
What does it add up to? A whole lotta reasons for the homies to “chase that white booty.”
Legendary Civil Rights activist Martin Luther King, Jr. famously said, “I want my children to one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” Well, some 45 years later that “dream” has yet to be realized, but it was a very fair and reasonable one.
Just as fair and reasonable is judging white girls by the color of their skin, because it is a hint about their “character.”
When a girl has white skin, she most definitely is a nasty slut. By definition, white ho’s are wild and naughty, to put it nicely.
And very easy.
The Sarah Palin “pregnant daughter story” is a prime example of this contention. So is Jamie Lynn Spears who is yet another underage white ho with a child. True, women of other races have babies and act wild and out of control at times, but white girls do it so much and so well, they are identified with that type of behavior.
How many times are non-white women on the cover of (especially mainstream) adult magazines? How likely is it to see a Latino or black woman gettin’ wild in the Girls GoneWild commercials? Compared to white girls, not very likely or often.
If this is discrimination and generalization, so be it. The Black Community has endured that for centuries, but guess what?
I’ve said it time and time again — white girls, no matter what their background is or bank account looks like are certified easy little ho’s.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is one and has birthed at least one other.
As Sen. John McCain’s choice for V.P. in the 2008 election, Palin has been an embarrassment for the G.O.P. ever since the choice was made public on Friday. The latest turn of events? Palin’s 17-year old daughter is six months pregnant! This is a colossal shocker in mainstream America, but absolutely expected in the black community. The brothas know that white girls are easy little cum dumpsters with no conscience for tact and self-respect.
Gov. Palin, 44 has been a staunch advocate of post-marital sex, yet Bristol, the underage white slut in question is having a baby outside of wedlock, possibly with a black man (the father’s name is Levi) and in the process further disgracing all white chicks in America.
Funny stuff.
Sen. Barack Obama, McCain’s polished rival has been beyond gracious in his responses to this white mess. He contends that this is a “private family matter” which is what he’s supposed to say in his position. Problem is, if it were HIS under-aged teen daughter pregnant, he’d get mutilated in the media, look at what happened with the Jeremiah Wright fiasco last Spring.
Gov. Palin just had a child a few months ago herself. Is it really far-fetched to brand her a ho or her minor daughter a “chocolate lover” considering the circumstances? Palin is likely an undercover “chocolate milk drinker” and the apple obviously doesn’t fall from the tree — too bad young Bristol didn’t swallow THIS TIME.
Monica Lewinsky, Jenna Bush and now Sarah Palin and her slut progeny. Maybe the republicans are destined for the White House after all.
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Stone’s best white ho film in my opinion is 1993’s Sliver. She ended up portraying a slut white ho that gets tangled up with a voyeuristic pervert (William Baldwin) and loves it. She gets humped shamelessly throughout the film and even slips off her panties in a public restaurant.
Just wait ’til Obama gets elected. I can just see it now: Hasselbeck’s co-host Whoopi Goldberg grabbing her after the show and dragging that snow ho to an undisclosed location. Barack will be waiting there in the shadows while Whoopi blindfolds dummy Elisabeth and makes her crawl on all fours to the almighty Illinois senator. He pulls his zipper down and BOOM!
That booty is another great ace to have.
represent our, your, MY country.”
One of my favorite white girl tendencies is the way they kiss and make out with each other in a casual setting like it’s no big deal, because they’re all bisexual deep down.
White girls love to be spanked, whether it’s during doggy-style sex or just gettin’ their ass smacked.
