Sen. John McCain just might be an even bigger pimp than Sen. Barack Obama. In a largely stunning move, the Arizona senator and Republican nominee selected Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Take one look at the relatively young Palin (who has five children) and there’s no denying she’s a true M.I.L.F.
Sheesh!
She will become the next Vice-President of the U.S. (and first ever female) if McCain can overcome the rockstar campaign that rival Obama has engineered. She’s a total piece of ass and a little white freak as well. She’s posed for Vogue magazine as well as competed for the title of Ms. Alaska in 1984. The way she wears her hair in that bun and her snazzy eye glasses make her look like a naughty schoolteacher.
McCain will definitely nail this ho any chance he gets. He’s no fool. He knows some hot tail when he sees it. Yes, Cindy McCain is attractive. But the choice of the very inexperienced Palin for such a lofty position goes against McCain’s own beliefs about Obama’s inexperience.
Which proves that McCain was thinking with the head of his pink weiner instead of the head above his shoulders.
I wouldn’t be surprised if that white ho Sarah discreetly offers Obama some “sloppy white girl face” when he gets elected in November.
Remember, all white ho’s fantasize about black d**k!
White chicks are some of the most fascinating people on Earth. So many of them speak highly and proudly of their “weiner-sucking” ability without any regard to what their reputation is fast becoming with this disclosure.
I love it.
If I had a penny for every time a white ho has said, “I give the best head! I’ve never had any complaints,” I would be challenging Bill Gates as the world’s most well-known billionaire. Anytime I hear one of these tramps say those things…I smirk and shake my head in amazement at their willingness to give guys the advantage by proudly branding themselves “submissive dick-suckers” with a big ol’ Kool-Aid smile!
Holy Smokes!
True story: White ho’s would rather suck a guy off (especially a black guy) than give up the coochie. And let’s not talk about how they like the semen launch…that’s for another blog entry. I know, black girls and Mexican girls and … all girls smoke sausage.
BUT …
Like I have said before, no one does it with as much hubris, braggadocio, pride and passion as white girls.
Their lips and their tongue are their crown jewel.
Barack Obama’s historic Presidential campaign has been hailed as a watershed moment in U.S. history, and it is. It’s also perfect evidence of how a black man can find his way into a previously segregated “white” house no matter the odds.
I’m serious.
In all of my dealings with white ho’s, I have encountered much racism and segregation, mostly from the parents and/or grandparents. The best part of it has been the fact that it never lasts. A truly “sprung” white girl will get that black guy in her white house at all costs.
Why?
It is the appeal of the black man. Just like Obama’s situation, he has a certain elegance, charisma and style that the former white presidents could never even approach. After more than two-hundred years of pink weiners occupying the White House, there’s finally going to be a black tool.
Hopefully.
We’ll know in November if yet another black man has found his way into the “sacred” confines of the white folks house.
The only thing better than that would be for Barack to nail a white ho in the “Presidential Suite.”
White chicks (especially in suburban and rural areas) that are “chocolate lovers” are far more likely to get loose at the mere sight of a black man. They get over-anxious and treat the black man like he’s Superman. Does that make the black weiner their kryptonite?
You bet!
White fathers are more likely than not to be racist in some way towards black men. Even if the white father has “black friends,” he would never in a billion years tolerate willingly his lily white perfect daughter dating, screwing or marrying “one of those colored boys.”
Because of the racist father’s unreasonable strictness, the curious white girl gravitates to the fascinating black guys…hip hop culture can be very enticing to suburban and country white ho’s and when they see a black guy in person it is like an amazing moment.
“Oh my God, that black guy is so freakin’ hot!”
Even when the snowbunny gets used to black guys, there’s still that magic feeling deep down that makes them cater to black men. Is it really the weiner or is it something else?
Let’s just say the weiner makes them weak in the knees, so it’s gotta be the weiner!
When Britney Spears appeared on the 2007 MTV VMA’s, she was heavily disparaged in the media and tabloids for her uninspired performance and lackluster energy. More than anything, she was ridiculed for her larger figure clad in a slinky “lingerie bikini-type number.”
Us Black guys loved it.
In White America, thin is always the goal. White boys almost always want a beanpole but for the black male, thick white ho’s is the business.
Maybe us sellouts want the best of both worlds. Sistas are built thick and juicy but with endless drama. White ho’s aren’t typically stacked but offer far more overall benefits, especially if they are chocolate lovers.
Spears began her pro career in 1999 as a slinky adolescent with a twinge of naughtiness. She blossomed into a sultry pop music sex kitten during her peak years but after birthing a couple children and um, other things, she has lost her phenomenal shape and in white terms, got fat. In black terms, she got thick and luscious!
The homeboys love juicy booty, thick ass hips and flat-out body. That makes Ms. Britney a commodity in urban America.
If she took a stroll through any black ghetto, she’d get claimed quicker than an Income Tax refund check.
Ask any black guy that’s ever nailed a white girl what position he had her in and the overwhelming majority will say, “doggy-style.” Ask any white girl what her favorite sexual position is and she’ll most likely say, “doggy-style.”
Part of the reason white chicks love this position is because they love their ass to get smacked while a guy is drillin’ ‘em. They also love their hair to be pulled and to be called names. This one white ho got so turned on when I said to her, “I’m gonna’ f**k you like a dirty dog.”
In yet another stunning clip from the Internet series, a Date with Deante, the no-holds-barred host (me) quizzes uber stuck up subject Melody about her pervasive use of illegal narcotics.
Predictably, she crashes and burns in her own lighter fluid.
Brutally honest, the dumb white ho reveals the shocking extent of her drug use and addiction and seems tempted to accept an offer of crack from yours truly.
When this ridiculously air-headed bimbo told me some of her “incidents” with black guys, I nearly cringed at the obvious brain malfunction that she seems to have. It was then that I realized that drugs, especially the heavy hitters like Cocaine and Ecstasy make white ho’s even easier than normal.
Holy Smokes!
Though a “semi-racist,” this white ho spoke candidly about the homeboys (black guys) including a hilarious story of how one of them that she was givin’ the coochie to stole a hundred bucks from her, yet she kept givin’ him the white ass ’cause “he was really good in bed!”
My cousin Lou Law was right. White ho’s don’t carry brains.
There’s nothing sexier than a pair of white girl butt cheeks … except a pair of white girl butt cheeks hanging out of a pair of boy short underwear.
Sheesh!
My personal favorite is black lace on the pale white ass of these ho’s but it really doesn’t matter. Thongs used to be the “in” thing, but nowadays, the boy shorts be the bomb!
White ho’s seem to realize this too. More and more you see less “wail-tail” and more of the “tucked-in shirt” look when searching for a panty line. White girls are freakier when they wear more seductive underwear mostly because they usually have intentions of gettin’ loose if their undies are slick.
All I know is, show me a white ho with a pair of boy shorts on … and I’ll show you an um, “leaky faucet!”
Hugh Hefner is an eighty-two year old white male, but don’t let that fool you. He has been living the past fifty-five years as the greatest black man in the country.
Hefner, the founder of the iconic adult publication Playboy is widely known as a pimp’s pimp. He has consistently nailed the hottest white ho’s on the planet … several at a time and all decades younger than he! He currently has three fine ass white bitches that populate his legendary mansion and has literally become a pop culture phenomenon just by getting dumb white ho’s to pose “nekkid” in his popular magazine.
Holy freakin’ smokes!
Even though the controversial hedonist pays these um, models to pose… he’s still pimpin’ them. All the money he has paid to these white ho’s over the years is a mere drop in the bucket compared to the empire their naked white skin has earned him. Hundreds of millions!
Rappers such as Snoop Dogg, a certified pimp in his own right greatly admire and respect him. His life has been something of a fairy tale, he’s made stars out of regular white ho’s (Pam Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra) and is recognized worldwide as the ultimate “playboy.”
Hefner has lived like a king off of exploiting white booty for decades and slippin’ his weiner in them any chance he’s gotten.
If that ain’t black man shit, I don’t know what is!
In a clip from the pilot episode of my controversial talk show, a Date with Deante, Beth Ann reveals that Black guys have used either her booty, snatch, face or all of the above for their pleasure. The song playing in the background is Dirty Mouth which is written and performed by me. It sums up the weiner-sucking white ho’s to a T. At any rate, watch the clip. Nothing more need be said.
Every Black guy knows that a white ho gets looser than loose when she gets some drank (urban version of drink) in her. What a lot of folks don’t realize is that Bud Light is more often than not, the drink of choice for the “standard white girl.”
Standard white chicks are not necessarily “hardcore chocolate lovers” but they don’t discriminate against them either. They’ll let a white boy screw them, a black guy, Rican…it doesn’t matter.
Anyway, it is TOTALLY AMAZING the transformation that occurs when a Snow-Ho starts drinking. Bud Light is probably desireable to the always figure-conscious white broad because it “tastes great, and is less filling”.
I have been around countless white bitches and it is comical how they seem to swear by it. So for all the brothas out there, the next time you have a problem gettin’ some booty from these white ho’s, make it a Bud Light.
You’ll get in ‘dat white ass (or face) quicker than you think!
We’ve already established just how easy white girls are, so let’s take it a step further. Being easy sluts isn’t something that happens to just the “trailer-park” snowflakes…it is also a trait of famous white girls.
Millions of dollars and endless amounts of publicity can’t stop a white girl from being a white girl. That is a fact. Notice how Hollywood starlets such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have all come to symbolize promiscuity, air-headedness, irresponsible partying and substance abuse? In the case of Spears and Hilton, they publicly displayed their pantiless snatch with a wink and a smile. Hilton has built a career on her “sexuality” while the once brilliant Spears has become known more for her outrageous personal behavior and less for her successful music career.
Contrast the “white party girls” with the Black female celebs of about the same age. Singers such as the late Aaliyah, Ashanti, Alicia Keys and Keyshia Cole are never in the media displaying wild sexuality and reckless partying like the white ho’s are. They seem as though they are more into their craft (even though they party too) while their famous vanilla counterparts exhibit gratuitous “buck-wildness.”
Yes, you’ll have your Lil’ Kims of the world, who has been just as wild and outrageous as the white chicks. But notice how even she has become more of a white girl. Take one look at her 2005 CD cover The Naked Truth and you’ll see the face of a white chick.
Even the older celeb chicks fit this pattern. When you think of Pam Anderson … you think of a career largely built on sexuality…posing in Playboy magazine…augmenting her boobies to an enormous level….her overall demeanor as a sex kitten (which she has cultivated for close to 20 years) and her famous porn film with her then husband Tommy Lee. In contrast, Halle Berry or Jada Pinkett-Smith are similar in age to Pam but are known as actresses, period. In Berry’s case, she’s universally regarded as an A-list hottie, but you’ll never see her in a porn or posing nude.
What does it all mean? Well … no matter how much money or fame a white girl has … she is STILL an easy white ho at the end of the day.
One of the all-time funniest ironies in the history of America; racist white fathers raise their perfect white daughters to date and marry safe white boys and steer clear of them “colored boys.” It usually backfires because these white bitches grow up outwardly racist but secretly craving black cock.
I met Lisa as a result of her much younger sister-in-law. I was screwin’ the brakes off the younger white ho and was informed that her brother’s wife Lisa was racist towards black guys. I smirked and took a mental note.
One day, I was visiting the younger slut and the racist chick was there as well. I decided to have a little fun with her and leaned close to her and said, “You know you wanna kiss me.” It was a calculating move on my part because I knew she hated us blacks, but I was being daring.
Later that night when I was at work, I was on the phone with the young ho when she told me that her sis-in-law wanted to talk to me. She got on the phone and told me that I was “right about [her] wanting to kiss me.”
Needless to say, I was floored because even though I boldly said it to her, I didn’t truly believe it. Over the next couple of months, the racist Lisa ho begged me to screw her any chance she got. She began submitting to me — driving across town late at night just to pick me up from work or to see me. Giving me money, even her bank card and pin number. She had four kids, and their father was a supreme racist himself, so it was really something that Lisa took as many chances as she did being around me.
I screwed her with a vibrator at a public park. Made out with her often. Drove her husband’s rented vehicle, spent her money and finally, screwed her in her marital bed.
She proved to me that there’s no such thing as a racist white ho. They’re all undercover chocolate lovers!
Two of the most important things for a white woman’s physical maintenence is her hair and make-up. Those things are what really sets them apart aesthetically from other races of women, and they’re a couple things white gals apply to themselves to attract black dick. Snow ho’s already have the sexy eyes and stringy hair, so shampoo and eye makeup makes the masterpiece pop.
Sunsilk shampoo and conditioner is currently my favorite thing (next to semen) for a nasty white ho to put in her hair. This one white freak came around me one day and I asked to smell her hair (one of my fetishes). I was blown away when I smelled it. It was fruity but very enticing.
I asked her what shampoo did she use that day and she replied, “Sunsilk.” That’s when my research began and for the time being, I swear by it for the white chicks out here.
The easiest way for a brotha’ to tell if he’s in a “black bar” or “white bar” is to simply take a whiff. If he smells reefer and hair grease, he’s in a black “spot.” If he smells shampoo, he’s in a winter wonderland.
White girls LOVE to pleasure a black man with their face, ask any black guy in any urban neighborhood and you’ll understand the basis for my claim.
I came across this one white gal and let me tell you…she behaved as though giving me a “face job” was her career. She always wanted to do it, and did it early and often. I have always been highly impressed when a snowflake could make my weiner squirt simply by administering a state-of-the-art knob job, and this chick ALWAYS gave my tool the business!
One Saturday night, she proceeded to give me what is arguably the best head I’ve ever received. What made it so spectacular was the relentless nature of her licking, nibbling and sucking on the testiculars (my word) and the rod itself, which by the way is very tiny.
She has a trademark tendency to beg me to “f**k her face” while she fellates me so I always oblige. This particular session was no different. In the throes of ecstasy, I grabbed her head with both hands and rammed my entire package (sack included) into not just her mouth, but HER ENTIRE FACE!
With my toes doing a breakdance, I climaxed with all of the brute force of a tsunami all over her face, hair and throat.
Sheesh!
Seconds after I “popped the cork”… I realized the birds were chirping and the sun had risen. I felt so peaceful and content and I remarked to her, “I’m easy like Sunday mornin’, girl!” It was in reference to the fact that we were actually laying there on a Sunday morning gettin’ naughty.
The thing about this white gal is that she illustrates perfectly the dichotomy between black chicks and white chicks;
A black bitch’ll suck a dick, a white bitch’ll love the shit!
It was Income Tax season and I desperately needed a dependent to claim so I could get the vaunted Earned Income Credit and the thousands of dollars that came along with it. At the time, I had only my oldest daughter but her mother was claiming her on that year’s taxes.
I needed to find a dumb white bitch.
Enter Tracey. This chick was about four years older than me, married and had like four children! Music to my ears. I met her on the telephone chatline and had her playin’ with her snapper to a creamy climax a few times. She told me that she was “alright looking” but didn’t have any teeth as a result of a car accident.
Holy Smokes!
She, for whatever reason agreed to let me claim one of her children and even have sex with me when we met in person. I was overjoyed. The day I met her, she was so depressed…she was having endless financial difficulty and was close to being homeless.
She got in my car, we formally introduced ourselves and she immediately forked over her daughter’s social security card. I was stunned, but played it cool. We went to H&R Block, I filed and then took her back to my place and watched a movie with her in my bed on my laptop computer. I figured I may as well have sex with the less than sexy white ho…but when I suggested it to her, she told me; “I’m on my period — but you can still do it to me”.
I would’ve did it to her regardless of the blood, but she wasn’t cute enough so I suggested rammin’ her in her backdoor.
“Okay,” she said.
After I nailed her in the ass, I put her out of my apartment…in a nice way. She told me she’d call me tomorrow. Frankly, I didn’t care if I ever heard from her again.
Next day, my tax refund check was ready. A cool $3,300! I went to pick it up and spoiled myself rotten over the next week.
This girl Nikki I met back when I was new to screwin’ these ho’s. From the outset, it was quite obvious that she was a nasty little white freak. With dark brown curly hair (like Sara Gilbert on Roseanne) and a petite build, she was certainly a tasty treat.
One night on the phone, she admitted that she was a chronic masturbater, which was way hot! I used to go haywire when she “played with the merchandise” over the phone. She moaned soooo good!
The seminal moment with her took place one night I drove the 40 plus miles to her house. I picked her up and drove her all the way back to my city, and during the drive she dropped some priceless gems:
I’ll suck you off, but not to make you cum…unless you cum quick.
She later lusted after a hot blonde chick in a car next to us and contended that she’d “do her.” We found a place to park and then made out. Heavily. She insisted that she’d do anything I wanted her to do, but I had nowhere to take her and the car just wasn’t good enough.
The highlight came when she got in the backseat, peeled off her sexy silk panties and begin digging into her snatch with reckless abandon! Needless to say, I was floored and rendered speechless. My tool was apparently eavesdropping and conversely became a solid block of stainless steel. Nikki climaxed like crazy, emitting that lovely “white girl moan” and finished off by sucking the “girl sauce” off her fingers.
The best part of it all…I barely knew the little easy white girl!
Amongst the homeboys and pretty much everyone else in urban America, white girls are considered to be the easiest most docile and submissive creatures on the planet.
Most think that it’s EVERY SINGLE ONE, but the truth is, not all snowbunnies fit that stereotype; but perception is a powerful thing.
Not to mention all of the endless evidence that supports the myth.
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When Britney Spears appeared on the 2007 MTV VMA’s, she was heavily disparaged in the media and tabloids for her uninspired performance and lackluster energy. More than anything, she was ridiculed for her larger figure clad in a slinky “lingerie bikini-type number.”
There’s nothing sexier than a pair of white girl butt cheeks … except a pair of white girl butt cheeks hanging out of a pair of boy short underwear.
