When it Comes to Sex, White Ho’s Wanna Be Treated Like Dogs

August 24, 2008

Ask any black guy that’s ever nailed a white girl what position he had her in and the overwhelming majority will say, “doggy-style.” Ask any white girl what her favorite sexual position is and she’ll most likely say, “doggy-style.”

Freakin’ bitches!

That’s right. A bitch is a female dog and white ho’s love to be nailed “doggy-style.” In other words, f***ed like an animal — a damn dog.

Sheesh!

Part of the reason white chicks love this position is because they love their ass to get smacked while a guy is drillin’ ‘em. They also love their hair to be pulled and to be called names. This one white ho got so turned on when I said to her, “I’m gonna’ f**k you like a dirty dog.”

Holy Smokes!

The freaky snowflakes also contend that it “feels better” when a guy is hittin’ it from behind. I’m the kind of guy that will take the opportunity to spread their cheeks and um, well ya know. Speaking of which, these ho’s like to get a thumb in their ass while gettin’ doggy-styled.

Even though they like to be treated like dirty dogs, it’s hard to keep these freaky white bitches on a leash!

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Does Drugs Make White Girls Dumber and Easier?

August 24, 2008


What happens when white girls and drugs meet?

Crazy and outrageous things!

In yet another stunning clip from the Internet series, a Date with Deante, the no-holds-barred host (me) quizzes uber stuck up subject Melody about her pervasive use of illegal narcotics.

Predictably, she crashes and burns in her own lighter fluid.

Brutally honest, the dumb white ho reveals the shocking extent of her drug use and addiction and seems tempted to accept an offer of crack from yours truly.

When this ridiculously air-headed bimbo told me some of her “incidents” with black guys, I nearly cringed at the obvious brain malfunction that she seems to have. It was then that I realized that drugs, especially the heavy hitters like Cocaine and Ecstasy make white ho’s even easier than normal.

Holy Smokes!

Though a “semi-racist,” this white ho spoke candidly about the homeboys (black guys) including a hilarious story of how one of them that she was givin’ the coochie to stole a hundred bucks from her, yet she kept givin’ him the white ass ’cause “he was really good in bed!”

My cousin Lou Law was right. White ho’s don’t carry brains.

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