The 2008 MTV VMA’s are officially over and I must say, Lil’ Wayne, T.I., Rhianna and Kanye West really impressed me.
The white ho’s however, stole the show.
Conflicted (but recovering) pop star and tabloid staple Britney Spears was the big winner as she took home three awards, and to be honest … she looked like a blonde sex toy in her slinky, shiny silver dress. Her curves were begging for mercy and her hair and make-up were incredible. In my humble opinion, I feel as though she redeemed herself big-time from last year, when she received a boat load of flack for her performance as well as her appearance.
Spears, 26 actually looked a bit INNOCENT! After the past few years in which she has had one meltdown after another, I was thoroughly impressed. Of course, showin’ off them thick white thighs didn’t hurt either.
I was also pleasantly surprised by new artist Katy Perry (”I Kissed a Girl”) and her demure “throwback” appearance. Her black hair made her appear even more tasty. A cameo from the soon-to-be 46-year old “vet” Demi Moore was shocking. White women begin their physical downfall at age twenty-five and somehow this legendary piece of white booty still looks tantalizing.
Sheesh!
Pink looked absolutely fabulous. I never saw her as a sex object, but she was so enticing on this night, especially when she hopped on stage with a “body suit type number” on. You could even see the shape of her snatch. Nicely done.
In closing, I suppose Paris Hilton and Christina were a bit sexy. Either way you look at it … great night for the freaky ass white bitches!
Bet they all got loose with Wayne and T.I. after the show.
