White Ho Wanted Me to Piss in Her Mouth and Choke Her

September 12, 2008

I’ve said it so many times: white girls are unlike any other creature on the planet. They are the nastiest, easiest, freakiest and most open-minded down-for-whateva’ things in existence. They will let a guy do unthinkable and unbelievable things to them and in most cases, beg for it.

This is the actual freak white ho I'm talkin' about.

This is the actual freak white ho I

Holy Smokes!

This one ho I met was the greatest “sex toy” I ever encountered. Yet another telephone chatline chick, she sold herself as an exhibitionist, nympho-maniac freakazoid who’d do (and had already done) anything. She told me she had been gang-banged by twenty-eight different people, mostly females!

Sheesh!

When I talked to her on the phone, she revealed her affinity for masturbation. Naturally, all of this info pleased me greatly and I used to have her fingering her snatch like crazy ALL THE DAMN TIME!

I loved when she played with her stuff, she was a SCREAMER for real and that would have me — um, painting the wall! Needless to say, I felt like she was too good to be true, especially when she told me I could “do whatever I wanted [sexually] to her.”

I couldn’t wait.

The day I finally met her was one for the archives. I told her to take off all her clothes within moments of me arriving at her house, just to prove how “down” she really was. She did just that without hesitation. By the end of that first day, she let me nail her twice — including once in her tight back door from behind (while begging me to slap her in the face and pull her hair) and twice in her cooter.

The white ho even knew how to squirt and shot the fluid across the room from her snapper!

Daaaaaaamn!

Over the next few months, I had her screw herself with a shampoo bottle up her ass as well as had her admit that she’d “do anything or f**k anybody I wanted [her] to.” She even told me that she gets off on being choked until she almost dies! She claimed it was a real rush!

Maybe the biggest kicker in this whole sordid tale is her willingness to not only suck my asshole, but allow me and anyone else I chose to piss in her face and fill up her mouth with it!

All of this is 100% true with zero embellishment from me. I always tell guys about her and I feel like every guy should experience either her or someone JUST LIKE HER at some point in their life!

This is standard white girl behavior though. And that’s the point.