McCain’s Campaign Contribution: 2 White Ho’s

October 31, 2008

Sen. John McCain has proven to be a man of amazingly poor judgement and no-class during this election. With only four days left until his showdown with Barack Obama concludes, he is trying every cheap-shot tactic known to man.

Except one.

McCain is married to a rich white ho named Cindy. Even though she’s 54 years old (85 in White Girl Years), his wife is a commodity. Sometimes, the blonde senior citizen bimbo actually looks decent. Between her mouth and her bank account, she has plenty going for her. His daughter, famous blogger Meghan McCain is a mere 24 years old. That means that John McCain was squirtin’ his load in bitches even in his late 40’s!

Not surprising.

McCain will probably lose this election to the sleeker, younger and more focused Obama. Even if he miraculously wins, he will have lost the respect of many. That is why his saving grace is to utilize the easy white sluts that he has at his disposal. We already know his perverted reputation by his pick of the airheaded Sarah Palin, but she is someone else’s white coochie.

I think McCain should put his wrinkly rich wife to work on financing an elaborate escort service (whore house) since her snatch is probably used up. He could have Palin’s flock of easy white ho’s working as escorts, not to mention any other bitch he can find. As for his fat fuck of a daughter, he should put her young ass on the stroll. Let her work the ghetto streets of America, since he always preaches “COUNTRY FIRST.” She has only a year left until her looks and appeal begin to expire, so she needs to start it NOW. Remember, white ho’s start to depreciate at 25.

Since Meghan McCain is a blonde porker with rich parents, that makes her a HUGE commodity, moreso than even her mom. Sen. McCain could actually repair his reputation as a “situational racist” if he puts the easy little ho in urban neighborhoods and turn the homeboys loose on her.

But let’s be real: Meghan takes the black cock already!

I’m only offering McCain a little helpful advice. With his presidential hopes on life support, he needs to think ahead. He’s got two easy white sluts in his arsenal and needs to put them to some use.

It’s the best way to go MY FRIENDS!

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White Ho’s Love Black Coochie

October 25, 2008

I have said it time and time again: white girls are easy. But here’s the thing, not only are they easy to guys… but they love BLACK guys especially.

Seriously.

The fact that all white women secretly (or not so secretly) crave black cock is no surprise. The fact that most folks don’t realize is that white chicks love to cater to black women too. In a way, they would rather be dominated by a black woman more than a black man.

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice!

White ho’s envy black chicks. As a “nigga-lovin’ white girl,” they wish they had all that ass that sista’s have. They can only dream of having hips and curves and thighs to tantalize the black man. These physical attributes that the black bitches possess ends up being one of the central reasons that white ho’s actually look up to NUBIAN QUEENS.

It is also a hidden fact that white chicks want to be black. They go tanning because of a subconscious desire to have dark skin. Black women tend to have a certain class and elegance to them, so white chicks envy and idolize them. Ironically, white ho’s have historically been society’s definition of beauty and decadence.

Trust and believe, white ho’s have either done it or fantasized about eating that “black pussy.” They wanna be submissive slaves. Pig bitches that cater to a black woman’s every whim. They know that black chicks are strong and confident, and they admire that.

None of this should be surprising.

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Stone Was Born To Play Freak White Ho’s On Camera

October 24, 2008

Actress Sharon Stone will always be one of my favorite white bitches in Hollywood. I suppose it’s because she has what makes an actor or actress brilliant.

Believability in her characters.

Anytime a person portrays their character so well that they seem to actually be that character in real life, you’ve got a winner!

Stone played a freak white ho in two early ’90’s films that are among my all-time favorites; Basic Instinct and Sliver.

In 1992’s Basic Instinct, she played novelist Catherine Tramell, a seemingly murderous nympho that co-star Michael Douglas happens to fall for. In the film’s most iconic scene, Stone’s character spreads her legs while in an interrogation room which flusters the men present. This was only one example of the easy white freak persona that her character displayed.

As it turns out, Stone was a nasty little tramp in real life. The film’s writer, Joe Eszterhas revealed in one of his books that he nailed Stone pretty easily and it wasn’t all that exciting. This means that Stone was so easy that she got loose with the writer of all people!

Film writers are notoriously overlooked and under-appreciated.

Stone’s best white ho film in my opinion is 1993’s Sliver. She ended up portraying a slut white ho that gets tangled up with a voyeuristic pervert (William Baldwin) and loves it. She gets humped shamelessly throughout the film and even slips off her panties in a public restaurant.

Classic white girl behavior.

Stone’s sex-symbol status hit a brick wall after these films, but she reprised her Basic Instinct role in 2006. Even though she was 14 years older (an eternity in White girl years), she was still a piece of ass and had a few spicy moments in this mostly forgettable sequel.

Regardless, Sharon Stone long ago earned her place in the Museum of Easy White Ho’s!

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Obama Needs To Choke Hasselbeck With His Cock

October 23, 2008

White girls are the greatest creatures ever invented, and whomever invented them deserves a raise. But sometimes a white ho can be utterly annoying.

Just take a look at Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

That stupid and obviously racist white ho from ABC’s The View continues to embarrass white bitches everywhere. She tries to pass herself off as a highly intelligent and well-informed intellect, when she actually comes off as little more than a modern day Kelly Bundy.

Dumb easy blonde!

She has made no secret of her love and devotion for Republican presidential candidate John McCain. If that were all there was to it, it would be fine. But this white ho consistently proves that her only real worth is between her legs and above her chin.

With the way she looks down her nose at the brilliant Barack Obama, she needs to not only issue him an apology for a multitude of airheaded remarks she has made about him, but she also should get on her knees and service his black cock.

Slob on it ya’ bitch!

Sen. Obama is far too much of a class act to admit this, but she is truly beneath him and at best, she maybe deserves his democratic ding-a-ling shoved up in her white funky ass.

Just wait ’til Obama gets elected. I can just see it now: Hasselbeck’s co-host Whoopi Goldberg grabbing her after the show and dragging that snow ho to an undisclosed location. Barack will be waiting there in the shadows while Whoopi blindfolds dummy Elisabeth and makes her crawl on all fours to the almighty Illinois senator. He pulls his zipper down and BOOM!

She uses that trashy mouth to swallow his black balls. For once, her mouth is put to good use. Whoopi just stands there filming the whole thing with one hand while her other hand controls the leash that’s wrapped around Hasselbeck’s neck.

That’s my “view” of how things should go!

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Racist White Fathers Accidentally Raise Nigga’ Lovin White Girls

October 16, 2008

I love racist white guys. I love racist white fathers even more. If I had it my way, I’d probably prefer to mess around with white girls that are the daughters of white supremacists.

Say what?

Just being real. In all of my experience, I have noticed that the more against blacks that white daddies are, the more their daughters want that nigga dick. For white bitches that came of age in my day, I called it “The 2Pac Effect.”

See, Tupac Shakur (2Pac) was a highly visible rap artist during the first half of the 1990’s. His talent aside, he was viewed by teenaged girls as a “fine ass nigga” back in say, ‘94 and ‘95. With his slim, tattooed and chiseled body, complete with six-pack abs (which he displayed often), he was a dream to these ho’s. For white girls, he was a god.

Why?

A lot of white girls (especially suburban white ho’s) get sheltered from black guys. Their fathers are almost always racist in some way towards blacks, so they take a hard stand against rap music. Reason being, rap is considered to be the gateway to “blackness” and negro culture which the white man hates. His only recourse is to forbid his lily white angel to associate with Black America.

This makes the young white ho curious.

In the case of “The 2Pac Effect,” the 14 or 15 year old white girl would catch a glimpse of “Pac on MTV or BET and get so struck by his style, swagger and beauty…they’d become attracted to this type of male. White boys don’t usually have this much style, charisma or swag.

Largely because of 2Pac, white ho’s love the “thug ass nigga.”

Now the white ho’s slowly but surely explore their curiosity and before you know it…they’re cravin’ that nigga’ dick.

A nigger lover is born!

Nowadays, there’s no more 2Pac, but it doesn’t need to be. Popular American culture has become saturated with hip-hop in a multitude of ways in the past decade. White ho’s “play in the mud” now with no problem.

And it all started with daddy!

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Pam Anderson: Iconic Sex Kitten

October 15, 2008

Actress Pamela Anderson is one of the most instantly recognizable icons of sexuality and male fantasy and will forever be thought of as great jack-off material.

Hard for the Lifeguard.

Hard for the Lifeguard.

Just like most white ho’s.

Anderson, who became publicly known in the late ’80’s through sheer happenstance was immortalized in the only way that a true white ho can be; appearing in the great Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine in the fall of 1989 and even earned Playmate of the Month shortly after that (February 1990).

You just know Hefner nailed her.

It was in the early 1990’s that Anderson began her true white girl redesign. She bleached her hair and got her titties enlarged. After a small, but eye catching role on the television series Home Improvement, the nasty little white tramp landed on the lifeguard series Baywatch where every week, she showcased her hot curves in the show’s iconic red swimsuits.

Every guy on the planet wanted to drill her at that time.

By now, Anderson began to resemble a Barbie-doll sex toy. This is probably why she was snatched up by Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, whom she eventually married and made a nasty ass (but very popular) sex film with.

Holy Smokes!

Since then, Pam has been passed around like a runny nose in 1st grade. She will always be one of the biggest examples of how a famous white girl is still just like any other white girl.

Easy, sex-crazed ho’s!

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White Ho’s Love Gettin’ Loose With Strangers

October 14, 2008

It never ceases to amaze me just how easy white girls really are. One time I was at work as a security guard at a suburban high-rise. Me and this other guy worked the building together and we took turns patrolling the parking lot and hallways while the other sat in the booth to sign people in at the front gate.

I was in the right place at the right time.

Easy Tramp.

Easy Tramp.

As I was working the gate, this van pulled in with an older white lady driving. In the passenger seat was her daughter who clearly had been drinking. The thing that stood out most was her big ass titties spilling out of her top.

Cleavage for days!

The drunk slut leaned towards the driver side to get a better look at me (with a huge smile on her face) and slurred a few drunken words. Mostly, she told me that I should come up to her apartment in building E and told me her name.

Of course, I got a stiffy.

The white ho’s mother nudged her back into her seat, obviously embarrassed at her plastered off-spring. As they drove away, the white ho said she’d call me on the guard’s phone in a few minutes.

She did just that.

Once she got me on the phone, she told me her mom had simply dropped her off but that she lived there by herself. I never saw her mom leave but I took the tramp’s word for it. She once again asked me to come to her apartment, and I of course agreed.

I alerted my partner, telling him that I needed to “go potty” since that was the only way to guarantee that he’d come switch places with me, giving me a clear shot at this white trick’s apartment.

When I got to her suite, I was very nervous but extremely excited. I behaved as though I were shy once I got in, but I kept asking her simple questions. She eventually geared the conversation towards sex, which is what I was secretly aiming for. She even offered me a drink.

I got around to askin’ this ho about her choice of panties. This caused her to lead me to her bedroom where she proceeded to show me her sex toy stash. She also began to strip, which was all kinds of hot to me!

She was soaking wet and wanted to cum. Bad.

I made out with this white sleaze while still in my uniform and ended up watching her masturbate with her dildo. She begged me to continue frenchin’ her ’til she creamed, and I was nearly overwhelmed with excitement. Since I don’t have any morals and very little restraint in these situations, I put her face down on the bed, spread her enormous ass cheeks and buried my black boy face into her white booty.

I licked and sucked the heck out of her heinie!

We messed around a bit more, but I had been at her place far too long without checkin’ in with my partner. She wanted me to drill her, but I declined. I was just really blown away that she was so filthy to a perfect stranger.

That’s a white ho for you.

I got her number and returned to my post. But that was truly a night to remember, not because I nailed her (because I didn’t), but because she just furthered my theory.

White girls are easy!

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Even When They Don’t Put Out, They’re Still Filthy White Ho’s

October 13, 2008
Classy Ho Bag.

Classy Ho Bag.

One of the funniest incidents I’ve ever witnessed took place on the eve of my 30th birthday last year. My cousin and I were at a dance club sippin’ on a few drinks and checkin’ out the slut buckets in attendance.

That’s when the fun began.

An obviously tipsy, but not drunk white girl approached us after I summoned her over. She gave us the trademark “exaggerated white girl smile” as we asked her a few questions. Needless to say, our line of questioning was built around explicit talk and sexual innuendo. She quickly shot down any ideas we may have had about possibly scoring some action with her by telling us over and over that she was a “classy girl.”

Um, sure.

Within the next few minutes, I offered her some of my drink (I had a fishbowl) and she happily accepted. Then my cousin begins fondling her relentlessly which she clearly enjoyed. She let him claw and poke and prod her like some two dollar tramp (which she obviously was) all while continually reminding us that she was a “classy girl!”

Too easy.

My cousin proceeded to freak on the ho and even slipped his hand into her pocket, pulling out a twenty dollar bill without her realizing it. I would have joined in the fun but I had much bigger issues on my mind. All I could do was play it cool while applauding his treatment of this trollop.

We left the club at closing time which gave my cousin the opportunity to approach the bitch in the parking lot about coming back to my place for a little “fun.” She agreed, and we stopped at Taco Bell on the way for a late night meal (on her of course) and amazingly, she was still clueless about her “emptier pockets.”

At the house, my cousin behaved like a drunk asshole. He was impatient and rude to the ho and mocked her tirelessly simply because she wouldn’t get loose as quickly as he wanted her to. She became angry and decided to leave, but not before making this statement: “If you woulda waited a few more minutes, I woulda did whatever, but f**k you!”

Hilarious.

Most folks would think that she was a self-respecting gal because nothing sexual happened, but that would be naive to think. My thing is this: if she was soooo classy, why did she present herself as so very easy at the club by allowing and encouraging her “goodies” to be grabbed and freaked on? Why was she so clueless about his hand in her pocket? Why did she agree to come to a house with two guys that she’d just met? Why did she admit her plans to get loose if only my cousin would have exhibited more patience?

I guess ’cause she’s…classy!

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Silverstone Was A Hot Piece of Young White Ass in Film Debut

October 12, 2008

Actress Alicia Silverstone looks like a bag of dog biscuits nowadays, in spite of her being only 32 years old. That doesn’t erase the fact that she was a smoking hot white ho in her feature film debut; 1993’s The Crush.

Silverstone, 16 at the time of the film’s production, played a Lolita who took a liking to an author, who in his late 20’s was out of her age range. She prodded and enticed him relentlessly only to be turned away every time by the sensible guy.

Woody Material.

Woody Material.

Sweet statutory.

The freak white ho that Silverstone played in the movie obviously paralleled her real-life behavior. Since she was clearly a sex-charged white slut (appearing seductively in three Aerosmith music videos), she became an instant male fantasy-type ho.

In The Crush, she showed off plenty of skin in several naughty white ho moments. Even Carey Elwes’ character couldn’t resist stealing a peek at her naked body while accidentally trapped in her bedroom closet. Though her character was a mere 14 years old, she made no secret of her desire to get nailed by the guy who was literally twice her age.

Silverstone went on to bigger stardom in 1995’s Clueless, but to me, she was never hotter than she was in her debut.

Nasty little ho made me have a bit of a crush on her!

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White Ho’s Love To Get Drilled in Their Backdoor

October 11, 2008

One of my all-time favorite things about white girls is that they love to get nailed in their ass! Maybe it’s because I’m a freak or maybe it is just a natural guy thing, but it is sooo hot.

I'm in love.

I'm in love!

And them sluts squeal like a pig when it happens.

I think some of the reason that white girls love to “get it up the butt” is because most white guys have tiny tools. The smaller the cock is, the less intimidating and in turn, the less it hurts. On the other hand, I’ve already told everyone that white ho’s love the black cock, which is by acclamation, enormous.

Holy Smokes!

Okay, maybe it has nothing to do with size. Maybe it has everything to do with the white girl tendency of loving pain. Even when they don’t actually “love” pain… they tend to have a high threshold for pain. It is so very common for a white girl to say, “Mmmm yeah … put it in my ass!”

That’s so hot.

Most white girls don’t have an ass, but that’s okay. Since I am a die-hard “snowlover,” I always tell folks that it isn’t the size of that ass that counts… it’s the hole.

Another aspect of drillin’ a white ho in her booty…they love it when a guy slides it out of their backdoor and right into their filthy mouth. I have also noticed that for some reason, the white ho’s coochie gets even more creamed out than normal after they take it in the ass.

Coincidence? I think not!

Bottom line, white ho’s will always be the freakiest creatures on Earth. Loving their ass stretched out is only part of of a mountain of evidence to support this fact.

Gotta love these ho’s.

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Drunk White Ho’s Are Easier Than First Grade Math

October 10, 2008

White girls are easy enough as it is. Give ‘em a few beers and they suddenly become much friendlier and more accessible. Give ‘em liquor and they become the life of the party.

Juice to get Loose.

Juice to get Loose.

Holy Smokes!

Alcohol loosens everyone up, let’s be straight about that. But for white girls, it gives them a convenient excuse to act like the two dollar sluts that they were born to become. Under the influence of alcohol, a white ho is likely to flash her tits, kiss another girl (or girls), kiss a random guy, reveal the most explicit secrets of her life as well as her childhood, and yes…put out!

They also suddenly wanna suck someone off.

A lot of this is attributable to the sedative nature of alcohol. It relaxes the mind and lowers inhibitions, and we all know that white girls don’t have many of those to begin with. Combine those factors with the daring nature of the typical white girl (they’ll do anything in a game of truth or dare) and mix in a sprinkle of the arousal present in their ultra-sensitive clitoris and you have the makings of a freak-fest.

Guaranteed.

The best recipe for gettin’ an easy piece of ass or sloppy face from a white girl is to give her a few mixed drinks. Reason being, girls of any race tend to gravitate towards fruity, non-harsh drinks. That’s part of the reason for the proliferation of alcopops in the last decade. From Smirnoff Ice to Mike’s Hard Lemonade, white chicks dig the deceiving taste of these beverages. “Mmmm, this drink’s the shit,” they’ll say.

Then they suck down a bunch more.

Long Island Iced Tea is perfect for settin’ up some easy white coochie. Five different types of alcohol blended with calm sweet and sour mix and Coke. Harry Buffaloes (colloquially known as Jungle Juice) is another panty getter.

In short, white ho’s can drink their asses off. To all the guys out here, don’t overdo the alcohol or amount of drinks and you’ll have a ready-made cum dumpster!

Guaranteed.

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Hefner Gets A New Group of White Ho’s

October 9, 2008

The greatest male in history has once again made lemonade out of lemons. Legendary publisher Hugh Hefner is reportedly, “down in the dumps” over his girlfriend’s sudden break-up with him.

But being the pimp that he is, he got some new coochie and plenty of it!

In With The New.

In With The New.

Hefner, 82 has been goin’ steady with three white ho’s for years. Kendra, Bridget and his main squeeze, the aforementioned Holly Madison. But recently, Madison has decided to forsake the Playboy magazine founder and Editor-in-Chief for some other clown who’s much younger and can father kids.

Hefner doesn’t have enough sperm for such a task, which is apparently important to that white slut. The other two ho’s, Kendra and Bridget plan to ditch the legendary mansion by year’s end. Hefner is down about the whole thing with Madison, the other tramps never had his heart like she has, but with white ho’s literally lining up outside of his estate, he has his pick of the litter.

He’s landed a pair of smokin’ hot teenaged twins, 19-year old Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon and has another white ho on the horizon that wants to be a part of the fun.

Hell yeah!

With the outgoing ho’s (they all star on The Girls Next Door), Hefner’s stable of concubines is simply undergoing its usual makeover, something that the iconic hedonist has done since the 1950’s. He asserts that he will never “live alone” and he’s proving it with this constant influx of freaky white skin.

I wanna make a toast to Mr. Hefner. He just keeps raising the bar for the rest of us guys as well as continuing his pattern of proving white ho’s to be all the same.

Easy, sex crazed sluts!

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Diane Lane Was a Nasty White Ho in ‘Unfaithful’

October 8, 2008

Actress Diane Lane is a sexy white woman in my book, but in the film Unfaithful, she was a little bit more than that.

She was a nasty white ho.

A Bitch in Heat.

A Bitch in Heat.

While it is true that movies are just movies, it isn’t true that it’s always that way. Sometimes, movies have roots in real life and if ever there were a real-life based film, it’s Unfaithful.

In the movie, Lane plays the suddenly adulterous wife of Richard Gere’s character. Her “partner-in-crime” is a mysterious book dealer who seems captivating and highly sexual himself.

The delicious parts of the film feature Lane in several sexual scenarios with this clown. A brief tryst in a public restroom, gettin’ nailed at the guy’s apartment and my favorite, she gets bent over in a hallway near a staircase. Her lover frantically french kisses her from behind while yanking her panties off of her white ass as she begs him to nail her. “I want you to f**k me,” she repeatedly pleaded.

She was literally a “bitch” in heat.

Even though the film isn’t a porno, it manages to entice like one. There’s even a scene where Lane, after a naughty encounter with her secret guy, rushes into a bathroom on a train and pulls her filthy panties off her ass and discards them.

What a ho.

The best part about this whole thing is the fact that many white ho’s behave this cheaply. The funny part about that is that they still expect to be treated with dignity and respect.

Yeah right.

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White Girls Usually Have Perfect Tits

October 7, 2008

While it’s true that the average white ho doesn’t have any ass, it’s also true that they tend to have some incredible tits!

Yummy!

The beauty and allure of a white ho and her sexy tits is simple. Plus, they often don’t have a problem with showin’ em off. Whether in a strip club or a dirty magazine or a frat party…white ho’s will flash their “headlights” with almost no lip.

Me personally, I like the perky titties more than any kind. Big tits are great too, but just like with ass…the size is truly not important. It’s all about the feel and softness as well as how the people involved perceive the moment.

Pam Anderson is one famous white ho who got a “boob job” to supposedly gain more sex appeal. That way of thinking is incredibly flawed, yet she is just one in a long list of bitches that get it done. A girl doesn’t need to have big tits to have an amazing body.

You can even titty-fuck the little ones!

One of the best things for a guy to do with a white ho is to slide his tool between her melons and rub the schlong back and forth. In this respect, he could just be doin it for fun or he could be doin it to reach that point…the “pearl necklace” effect, where the guy squirts his load across the tramp’s upper chest. The pearly and spotty pattern of the semen resembles a “pearl necklace!”

Fun times.

Give me a white ho with a triple G cup and I’ll have a blast with her. Give me a white ho with an A or B cup and we’ll have just as much fun!

Cupcakes are sweet in any size!

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Tongue Rings: An Obvious Sign of a Cock Sucker

October 6, 2008

Everyone on the planet knows that white girls are notorious cock suckers. One of the surest signs of their love for it is when they decide to actually turn their tongue into a billboard advertising their “business.”

Simple formula: White girl + tongue + tongue ring = cock sucker!

B.J.? Has a Nice "Ring" to it.

B.J.? Has a Nice Ring to it.(photo courtesy of Deante Young Images)

Granted, all races of girls wear tongue rings and many wear them because they are either bi-sexual or flat-out lesbians. In spite of all that, it is one of the most surefire ways to show just who is proud of their cock sucking and who’s more “private” about it. Remember, ALL WHITE GIRLS SUCK COCK but not all are very eager to spill the beans about it.

It is always so very fascinating to me watching a white ho try and try to deny this “hobby” of hers. Wearing a tongue ring isn’t merely a fashion choice, it is symbolic of a lifestyle. If there were some type of test performed on these tongue rings, there’d be tons and tons of residue all over them, the leftover evidence of a thousand strange weiners.

Filthy tramps.

To all the fellas out there, if you’re looking for a good time with a ho, first check her skin color. If it’s white, you’re on the right track. Then, check her tongue. If it has a ring in it … my friends, you are IN BUSINESS!

After all, the tongue ring is what advertised their services, right?

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All Hail The Whale Tail

October 4, 2008

One of the hottest things about white ho’s is the way they look in clothes. Always remember, a white bitch will ALWAYS look better in clothes than she does “nekkid.”

Yummy Tail.

Yummy Tail.

That brings me to the whale tail.

Delicious for days, the whale tail has come to symbolize “easy white slut” because they display their “tail” to get attention from guys. For those of you who are clueless, the whale tail is simply the top part of a girl’s thong as it “sticks out” from the top of their pants, especially low-rise jeans.

The resulting look resembles an actual whale’s tail!

These white freaks out here seem determined to come across as available or easy. I think it speaks to their true character that they choose to display their…um, unmentionables for all the world to see.

Stroll through a mall, a store, a bar, a club, a restaurant…anywhere, and chances are…there will be a nasty white ho showing off her whale tail. Another common place that the tail is found: parties!

A little hint: When a girl has the whale tail on display, it is the perfect time to freak on her, go up and make-out with her or get her number. Just think of the whale tail as sort of a sexual billboard advertising “great, easy fun.”

May as well give them ho’s what they’re askin’ for!

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White Ho’s Crave Having Their Head in a Toilet

October 3, 2008

A very well kept secret about white ho’s is that they enjoy a guy shoving their head in a toilet. If the guy is black, they REALLY dig it.

In fact, they CRAVE IT!

We all know that white chicks are nasty little freaks, but most have no idea to what extent. If a white ho had it her way, she would be dominated…and I know that from first-hand experience. Put a white slut on her knees and surround her with a bunch of horny guys, then let those guys launch their loads all over her face and down her throat.

She’d squeal like a pig.

Then, if a guy (or guys) keeps the white tramp on her knees and makes her crawl to a bathroom, she is heavily anticipating what will come next. Once she is near the toilet, the best thing a guy could do is lift the lid and seat, grab the ho by the back of her hair or neck and shove her head into the toilet bowl while swirling it around in the toilet water.

That’s sooooo hot.

The main reason it’s so hot is simple. White girls having their head in a toilet is symbolic of showing their true value and worth. But most importantly, it underlines just how and what the white bitch thinks of herself!

Us males need to put a white ho’s head in the toilet at some point in our life. It is maybe the best thing and the biggest favor we could ever do for them ho’s!

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Kim Kardashian: The Black Man’s Dream

October 2, 2008

Everyone knows that white girls are typically built without much body. Even when they’re porkers, they still tend to have no shape worth lookin’ at.

Kim Kardashian is waaaaaay different!

The super delicious, shapely sex kitten represents all that a black man finds sexy in a white ho. Pretty face, obviously not too smart, a little ditzy, clearly a freak and definitely got money.

Oh yeah, and that ASS!

All I know is, it’s hard not to go crazy over this tramp’s figure. I’ve been around many chicks over the years with killer bodies, but Kardashian is absolutely prime real estate. The average black male would have a field day with this trollip, which is exactly what actor/singer Ray J did in their supposedly “leaked” porn film.

Ray J nailed her for all she was worth!

Kardashian, perhaps best known from television’s, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Dancing With the Stars has the good fortune of being O.J. Simpson’s goddaughter. Indeed, if a guy gets out of hand with her, the murderous Simpson is a great ace in the hole to have.

That booty is another great ace to have.

One of the things I like most about this white ho is the fact that she’s clearly a chocolate lover. Plus, with an ass like that, there should be some sort of rule stating that all guys in America are allowed to drill her in her ass one good time –mandatory!

It only makes sense that the great Hugh Hefner snatched up this smokin’ hot treat for a pictorial in his iconic publication. I don’t usually give nasty, filthy white ho’s this much credit, but I think this slut’s photo should be put on money!

Why?

Maybe because Kardashian is fast becoming the hottest white ho on Earth!

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Kim Goldman Needs To Go Suck O.J.’s Cock

October 1, 2008

O.J. Simpson is considered by an enormous amount of Americans to be a double-murderer who got away with killing his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman.

She Owes O.J. Some Head.

She Owes O.J. Some Head.

Um, okay.

The point isn’t whether he did it…the point is this: why does Goldman’s sister Kim keep opening her stupid white girl mouth to talk? It’s not like she has anything worthwhile to say!

Except one thing.

During an interview yesterday, she went on and on about how she wants Simpson to pay for his misdeeds but actually admitted how charming O.J. is once he takes the stand in a trial. That was her way of saying, “I wanna pleasure that charming black man with my filthy white girl mouth!”

Yes!

Kim Goldman isn’t much to look at. Sure, she’s a white ho (which is always a great thing), but once you get past that, she has nothing going for her. Apparently, she’s now a mom and runs a business supposedly in her late brother’s honor. That’s great and all, but she really has no real value in this world.

Except sucking cock.

The nasty red head needs to stop trashing Simpson in the media and instead, go to Las Vegas where his current trial is taking place and offer her face to the former football great. It’s the least she could do in light of her (and her pathetic father Fred’s) snide remarks about Simpson for the past dozen or so years.

Tramp.

Everytime I see this white piece of filth on television, all I see is a potential cum-dumpster for O.J. Simpson. Maybe O.J. should shove his Hall-of-Fame cock in that Kim Goldman ho’s mouth and hump her face like it was a coochie. Then, that’ll be TWO white ho’s whose necks he would’ve destroyed! Or maybe he should kill this disgrace of a ho and squirt his load all over her face.

Kim Goldman … GO TO HELL HO!

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