White Girls Are Easy

White girls are the greatest creatures ever invented, and whomever invented them deserves a raise. But sometimes a white ho can be utterly annoying.

Just take a look at Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

That stupid and obviously racist white ho from ABC’s The View continues to embarrass white bitches everywhere. She tries to pass herself off as a highly intelligent and well-informed intellect, when she actually comes off as little more than a modern day Kelly Bundy.

Dumb easy blonde!

She has made no secret of her love and devotion for Republican presidential candidate John McCain. If that were all there was to it, it would be fine. But this white ho consistently proves that her only real worth is between her legs and above her chin.

With the way she looks down her nose at the brilliant Barack Obama, she needs to not only issue him an apology for a multitude of airheaded remarks she has made about him, but she also should get on her knees and service his black cock.

Slob on it ya’ bitch!

Sen. Obama is far too much of a class act to admit this, but she is truly beneath him and at best, she maybe deserves his democratic ding-a-ling shoved up in her white funky ass.

Just wait ’til Obama gets elected. I can just see it now: Hasselbeck’s co-host Whoopi Goldberg grabbing her after the show and dragging that snow ho to an undisclosed location. Barack will be waiting there in the shadows while Whoopi blindfolds dummy Elisabeth and makes her crawl on all fours to the almighty Illinois senator. He pulls his zipper down and BOOM!

She uses that trashy mouth to swallow his black balls. For once, her mouth is put to good use. Whoopi just stands there filming the whole thing with one hand while her other hand controls the leash that’s wrapped around Hasselbeck’s neck.

That’s my “view” of how things should go!