Anna Nicole Was A True Blonde Bombshell

September 24, 2008

Anna Nicole Smith was a major white girl beauty. Though she died last year shockingly at age 39, I still see her as the very definition of hot white ass, even when she ballooned to a million pounds.

Many other guys would agree.

What made her so sexy, in my opinion was her “dumb blonde” persona and affinity for flaunting her sexuality. Indeed, as yet another Hugh Hefner Creation, (Playmate of the Year) the voluptuous blonde stunner never hid from her bountiful curves. She was a hot piece of ass and she knew it.

I can’t help but wonder if O.J. Simpson nailed her when they co-starred in 1994’s Naked Gun 33 1/3. It wouldn’t surprise me.

Anna, you’ll never be forgotten.


Hugh Hefner: The Ultimate Black Man

August 20, 2008

Hugh Hefner is an eighty-two year old white male, but don’t let that fool you. He has been living the past fifty-five years as the greatest black man in the country.

Hefner, the founder of the iconic adult publication Playboy  is widely known as a pimp’s pimp. He has consistently nailed the hottest white ho’s on the planet … several at a time and all decades younger than he! He currently has three fine ass white bitches that populate his legendary mansion and has literally become a pop culture phenomenon just by getting dumb white ho’s to pose “nekkid” in his popular magazine.

Holy freakin’ smokes!

Even though the controversial hedonist pays these um, models to pose… he’s still pimpin’ them. All the money he has paid to these white ho’s over the years is a mere drop in the bucket compared to the empire their naked white skin has earned him. Hundreds of millions!

Rappers such as Snoop Dogg, a certified pimp in his own right greatly admire and respect him. His life has been something of a fairy tale, he’s made stars out of regular white ho’s (Pam Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra) and is recognized worldwide as the ultimate “playboy.”

Hefner has lived like a king off of exploiting white booty for decades and slippin’ his weiner in them any chance he’s gotten.

If that ain’t black man shit, I don’t know what is!