October 23, 2008
White girls are the greatest creatures ever invented, and whomever invented them deserves a raise. But sometimes a white ho can be utterly annoying.
Just take a look at Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
That stupid and obviously racist white ho from ABC’s The View continues to embarrass white bitches everywhere. She tries to pass herself off as a highly intelligent and well-informed intellect, when she actually comes off as little more than a modern day Kelly Bundy.
Dumb easy blonde!
She has made no secret of her love and devotion for Republican presidential candidate John McCain. If that were all there was to it, it would be fine. But this white ho consistently proves that her only real worth is between her legs and above her chin.
With the way she looks down her nose at the brilliant Barack Obama, she needs to not only issue him an apology for a multitude of airheaded remarks she has made about him, but she also should get on her knees and service his black cock.
Slob on it ya’ bitch!
Sen. Obama is far too much of a class act to admit this, but she is truly beneath him and at best, she maybe deserves his democratic ding-a-ling shoved up in her white funky ass.
Just wait ’til Obama gets elected. I can just see it now: Hasselbeck’s co-host Whoopi Goldberg grabbing her after the show and dragging that snow ho to an undisclosed location. Barack will be waiting there in the shadows while Whoopi blindfolds dummy Elisabeth and makes her crawl on all fours to the almighty Illinois senator. He pulls his zipper down and BOOM!
She uses that trashy mouth to swallow his black balls. For once, her mouth is put to good use. Whoopi just stands there filming the whole thing with one hand while her other hand controls the leash that’s wrapped around Hasselbeck’s neck.
That’s my “view” of how things should go!
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Posted by mrsnowplow
September 11, 2008
Republican V.P. nominee Sarah Palin is a white pig bitch. Sen. John McCain knows it and she knows it.
Yes I said it.
Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is being taken to task by the Republicans and some in the media for an analogous statement he made regarding pigs and lipstick. “You can put lipstick on a pig … and it’s still a pig,” he said.
Even though the Democratic nominee didn’t mean any harm to the Alaska Governor, the rest of us should call her what she is; a pig in lipstick!
Look, I’m not being sexist, but Palin has been paraded in front of us the past couple weeks or so as a hard-as-nails sex-symbol, appearing seductively on the cover of numerous national publications. She’s not complaining about this exploitive notoriety of her “beauty”, in fact she’s eatin’ it up.
Just like a pig.
Make no mistake about it, that white pig squeals when her husband nails her. I bet she even oinks when her secret black lover (every white ho has one) taps that Alaskan booty. That’s the crazy thing about this pig in lipstick…she KNOWS what she is, but is playing the victim. Hell, she even mentioned in her now famous quip that “the only difference between [her] and a pitbull [is] lipstick.”
All I have to say is, Mr. Obama, keep your head up and let that white pig in lipstick sling her mud until she grazes in it.
Filthy ho.
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Posted by mrsnowplow
September 2, 2008
I’ve said it time and time again — white girls, no matter what their background is or bank account looks like are certified easy little ho’s.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is one and has birthed at least one other.
As Sen. John McCain’s choice for V.P. in the 2008 election, Palin has been an embarrassment for the G.O.P. ever since the choice was made public on Friday. The latest turn of events? Palin’s 17-year old daughter is six months pregnant! This is a colossal shocker in mainstream America, but absolutely expected in the black community. The brothas know that white girls are easy little cum dumpsters with no conscience for tact and self-respect.
Gov. Palin, 44 has been a staunch advocate of post-marital sex, yet Bristol, the underage white slut in question is having a baby outside of wedlock, possibly with a black man (the father’s name is Levi) and in the process further disgracing all white chicks in America.
Funny stuff.
Sen. Barack Obama, McCain’s polished rival has been beyond gracious in his responses to this white mess. He contends that this is a “private family matter” which is what he’s supposed to say in his position. Problem is, if it were HIS under-aged teen daughter pregnant, he’d get mutilated in the media, look at what happened with the Jeremiah Wright fiasco last Spring.
Gov. Palin just had a child a few months ago herself. Is it really far-fetched to brand her a ho or her minor daughter a “chocolate lover” considering the circumstances? Palin is likely an undercover “chocolate milk drinker” and the apple obviously doesn’t fall from the tree — too bad young Bristol didn’t swallow THIS TIME.
Monica Lewinsky, Jenna Bush and now Sarah Palin and her slut progeny. Maybe the republicans are destined for the White House after all.
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August 30, 2008
Sen. John McCain just might be an even bigger pimp than Sen. Barack Obama. In a largely stunning move, the Arizona senator and Republican nominee selected Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Take one look at the relatively young Palin (who has five children) and there’s no denying she’s a true M.I.L.F.
Sheesh!
She will become the next Vice-President of the U.S. (and first ever female) if McCain can overcome the rockstar campaign that rival Obama has engineered. She’s a total piece of ass and a little white freak as well. She’s posed for Vogue magazine as well as competed for the title of Ms. Alaska in 1984. The way she wears her hair in that bun and her snazzy eye glasses make her look like a naughty schoolteacher.
McCain will definitely nail this ho any chance he gets. He’s no fool. He knows some hot tail when he sees it. Yes, Cindy McCain is attractive. But the choice of the very inexperienced Palin for such a lofty position goes against McCain’s own beliefs about Obama’s inexperience.
Which proves that McCain was thinking with the head of his pink weiner instead of the head above his shoulders.
I wouldn’t be surprised if that white ho Sarah discreetly offers Obama some “sloppy white girl face” when he gets elected in November.
Remember, all white ho’s fantasize about black d**k!
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August 28, 2008
Barack Obama’s historic Presidential campaign has been hailed as a watershed moment in U.S. history, and it is. It’s also perfect evidence of how a black man can find his way into a previously segregated “white” house no matter the odds.
I’m serious.
In all of my dealings with white ho’s, I have encountered much racism and segregation, mostly from the parents and/or grandparents. The best part of it has been the fact that it never lasts. A truly “sprung” white girl will get that black guy in her white house at all costs.
Why?
It is the appeal of the black man. Just like Obama’s situation, he has a certain elegance, charisma and style that the former white presidents could never even approach. After more than two-hundred years of pink weiners occupying the White House, there’s finally going to be a black tool.
Hopefully.
We’ll know in November if yet another black man has found his way into the “sacred” confines of the white folks house.
The only thing better than that would be for Barack to nail a white ho in the “Presidential Suite.”
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