September 8, 2008
The 2008 MTV VMA’s are officially over and I must say, Lil’ Wayne, T.I., Rhianna and Kanye West really impressed me.
The white ho’s however, stole the show.
Conflicted (but recovering) pop star and tabloid staple Britney Spears was the big winner as she took home three awards, and to be honest … she looked like a blonde sex toy in her slinky, shiny silver dress. Her curves were begging for mercy and her hair and make-up were incredible. In my humble opinion, I feel as though she redeemed herself big-time from last year, when she received a boat load of flack for her performance as well as her appearance.
Spears, 26 actually looked a bit INNOCENT! After the past few years in which she has had one meltdown after another, I was thoroughly impressed. Of course, showin’ off them thick white thighs didn’t hurt either.
I was also pleasantly surprised by new artist Katy Perry (“I Kissed a Girl”) and her demure “throwback” appearance. Her black hair made her appear even more tasty. A cameo from the soon-to-be 46-year old “vet” Demi Moore was shocking. White women begin their physical downfall at age twenty-five and somehow this legendary piece of white booty still looks tantalizing.
Sheesh!
Pink looked absolutely fabulous. I never saw her as a sex object, but she was so enticing on this night, especially when she hopped on stage with a “body suit type number” on. You could even see the shape of her snatch. Nicely done.
In closing, I suppose Paris Hilton and Christina were a bit sexy. Either way you look at it … great night for the freaky ass white bitches!
Bet they all got loose with Wayne and T.I. after the show.
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Posted by mrsnowplow
August 25, 2008
When Britney Spears appeared on the 2007 MTV VMA’s, she was heavily disparaged in the media and tabloids for her uninspired performance and lackluster energy. More than anything, she was ridiculed for her larger figure clad in a slinky “lingerie bikini-type number.”
Us Black guys loved it.
In White America, thin is always the goal. White boys almost always want a beanpole but for the black male, thick white ho’s is the business.
Maybe us sellouts want the best of both worlds. Sistas are built thick and juicy but with endless drama. White ho’s aren’t typically stacked but offer far more overall benefits, especially if they are chocolate lovers.
Spears began her pro career in 1999 as a slinky adolescent with a twinge of naughtiness. She blossomed into a sultry pop music sex kitten during her peak years but after birthing a couple children and um, other things, she has lost her phenomenal shape and in white terms, got fat. In black terms, she got thick and luscious!
The homeboys love juicy booty, thick ass hips and flat-out body. That makes Ms. Britney a commodity in urban America.
If she took a stroll through any black ghetto, she’d get claimed quicker than an Income Tax refund check.
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August 18, 2008
We’ve already established just how easy white girls are, so let’s take it a step further. Being easy sluts isn’t something that happens to just the “trailer-park” snowflakes…it is also a trait of famous white girls.
Millions of dollars and endless amounts of publicity can’t stop a white girl from being a white girl. That is a fact. Notice how Hollywood starlets such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera,
Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have all come to symbolize promiscuity, air-headedness, irresponsible partying and substance abuse? In the case of Spears and Hilton, they publicly displayed their pantiless snatch with a wink and a smile. Hilton has built a career on her “sexuality” while the once brilliant Spears has become known more for her outrageous personal behavior and less for her successful music career.
Contrast the “white party girls” with the Black female celebs of about the same age. Singers such as the late Aaliyah, Ashanti, Alicia Keys and Keyshia Cole are never in the media displaying wild sexuality and reckless partying like the white ho’s are. They seem as though they are more into their craft (even though they party too) while their famous vanilla counterparts exhibit gratuitous “buck-wildness.”
Yes, you’ll have your Lil’ Kims of the world, who has been just as wild and outrageous as the white chicks. But notice how even she has become more of a white girl. Take one look at her 2005 CD cover The Naked Truth and you’ll see the face of a white chick.
Even the older celeb chicks fit this pattern. When you think of Pam Anderson … you think of a career largely built on sexuality…posing in Playboy magazine…augmenting her boobies to an enormous level….her overall demeanor as a sex kitten (which she has cultivated for close to 20 years) and her famous porn film with her then husband Tommy Lee. In contrast, Halle Berry or Jada Pinkett-Smith are similar in age to Pam but are known as actresses, period. In Berry’s case, she’s universally regarded as an A-list hottie, but you’ll never see her in a porn or posing nude.
What does it all mean? Well … no matter how much money or fame a white girl has … she is STILL an easy white ho at the end of the day.
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Posted by mrsnowplow
August 17, 2008
- Britney, Lohan and Hilton wannabes
Amongst the homeboys and pretty much everyone else in urban America, white girls are considered to be the easiest most docile and submissive creatures on the planet.
Most think that it’s EVERY SINGLE ONE, but the truth is, not all snowbunnies fit that stereotype; but perception is a powerful thing.
Not to mention all of the endless evidence that supports the myth.
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