Fat White Ho’s, Slim Black Men: A Perfect Match

November 13, 2008

This is considered a very peculiar phenomenon, but fat white bitches are almost always in the arms of a slim black man.interracial20date

But why?

Simple stuff folks. Porker white ho’s, as I have stated before are very insecure (even when they “act” confident as hell) about their bodies. It’s actually a trait that ALL white ho’s have but the fatter they are, the worse it gets.

That’s where the slim black dude comes into play.

Slim black guys are luscious to the average white ho. When he has six pack abs, it makes him even more enticing. Their tool is supposedly bigger too. White ho’s love this. All they wanna do is cater to the black cock anyway, but it gets taken to another level when they discover how a black guy is going to look at them.

Fat white ho’s are ”tha shit” to a black guy.

It really boils down to this: black dudes love to get the best of both worlds. The full, thick figure of a black chick combined with the long silky hair, the dumb-as-a box-of rocks personality and freak nasty behavior of a white ho…all rolled up in one great package! 

Hell yeah!

One other thing. Since black guys dig the fuller figure, white girls almost feel like they HAVE to go to them. White boys, for the most part like the “skinny-minny” white sluts. They ain’t really into all them hips and thighs and booty. Black guys feed off of it.

Since black dudes tend to get more attention when they are of the non-fat variety, white ho’s pick them first. The slut buckets also figure that since they’re fat themselves, it makes sense for them to pull a smaller dude.

Add all of that up, and that’s why you see so many white cows with slim black thoroughbreds.

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Victoria Was A Full Service Station That Was ‘Open All Night’

November 2, 2008

Without question, my cousin Lou Law has become one of the most iconic white girl manipulators in history. I must admit though, I am largely responsible for that.

Even he thinks so.

He was involved in one of my favorite white girl moments of the past five years when he and I visited a dance club in the fall of 2005. We were both standing in front of the bar, sippin’ a brew and checkin’ out the crowd. Out of nowhere, this thick and sexy white ho strolled past but she left her eyeballs glued to my cousin.

She wanted his tool.

It was a split second moment, but when I saw her stare at him and raise her eyebrows in admiration of this almighty black man, I knew that I had to connect the dots. He didn’t even notice the two-bit tramp and she didn’t seem likely to actually approach him.

To make a long story short, I intervened and asked her why she “frisked him” with her eyeballs. “Well, he’s hot as fuck,” she said. White ho’s are nothing if not honest about a guy being hot. My cousin was overjoyed at my quick thinking and outgoing nature which, in this case earned him a trip to her place after club hours.

Since I was his ride, I had to be there as well.

The slut bucket lived about 40 miles from the club which was awful. I took him out there and the bitch produced a few more “white freaks” which was great, but I was determined to just be the “set-up man” on this night.

It was about 4AM before my cousin actually got around to drillin’ this skank. I was on the porch outside but after a long while, I decided to see what was going on with them. When I stepped briefly into the darkened house, I could smell white coochie in heat and I heard the trollip moaning like a wounded drunk.

What a freakin’ ho!

The situation ended at about 530 AM when my cousin jetted from her house to where I waited, nearly asleep in the car. As it turns out, she begged him to “cum all over [her] face” which was awesome enough by itself. But according to him, he was so charged up about the moment that he couldn’t control his aim and his load ended up all over her nose, eyes, hair and mouth!

Of course, Victoria LOVED it!

My mother always told me that the only things open at 4 in the morning in Ohio are a gas station and a girl’s legs.

That’s why Victoria was a “full service station.” She was OPEN all night!

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Racist White Fathers Accidentally Raise Nigga’ Lovin White Girls

October 16, 2008

I love racist white guys. I love racist white fathers even more. If I had it my way, I’d probably prefer to mess around with white girls that are the daughters of white supremacists.

Say what?

Just being real. In all of my experience, I have noticed that the more against blacks that white daddies are, the more their daughters want that nigga dick. For white bitches that came of age in my day, I called it “The 2Pac Effect.”

See, Tupac Shakur (2Pac) was a highly visible rap artist during the first half of the 1990’s. His talent aside, he was viewed by teenaged girls as a “fine ass nigga” back in say, ‘94 and ‘95. With his slim, tattooed and chiseled body, complete with six-pack abs (which he displayed often), he was a dream to these ho’s. For white girls, he was a god.

Why?

A lot of white girls (especially suburban white ho’s) get sheltered from black guys. Their fathers are almost always racist in some way towards blacks, so they take a hard stand against rap music. Reason being, rap is considered to be the gateway to “blackness” and negro culture which the white man hates. His only recourse is to forbid his lily white angel to associate with Black America.

This makes the young white ho curious.

In the case of “The 2Pac Effect,” the 14 or 15 year old white girl would catch a glimpse of “Pac on MTV or BET and get so struck by his style, swagger and beauty…they’d become attracted to this type of male. White boys don’t usually have this much style, charisma or swag.

Largely because of 2Pac, white ho’s love the “thug ass nigga.”

Now the white ho’s slowly but surely explore their curiosity and before you know it…they’re cravin’ that nigga’ dick.

A nigger lover is born!

Nowadays, there’s no more 2Pac, but it doesn’t need to be. Popular American culture has become saturated with hip-hop in a multitude of ways in the past decade. White ho’s “play in the mud” now with no problem.

And it all started with daddy!

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White Ho’s Love Gettin’ Loose With Strangers

October 14, 2008

It never ceases to amaze me just how easy white girls really are. One time I was at work as a security guard at a suburban high-rise. Me and this other guy worked the building together and we took turns patrolling the parking lot and hallways while the other sat in the booth to sign people in at the front gate.

I was in the right place at the right time.

Easy Tramp.

Easy Tramp.

As I was working the gate, this van pulled in with an older white lady driving. In the passenger seat was her daughter who clearly had been drinking. The thing that stood out most was her big ass titties spilling out of her top.

Cleavage for days!

The drunk slut leaned towards the driver side to get a better look at me (with a huge smile on her face) and slurred a few drunken words. Mostly, she told me that I should come up to her apartment in building E and told me her name.

Of course, I got a stiffy.

The white ho’s mother nudged her back into her seat, obviously embarrassed at her plastered off-spring. As they drove away, the white ho said she’d call me on the guard’s phone in a few minutes.

She did just that.

Once she got me on the phone, she told me her mom had simply dropped her off but that she lived there by herself. I never saw her mom leave but I took the tramp’s word for it. She once again asked me to come to her apartment, and I of course agreed.

I alerted my partner, telling him that I needed to “go potty” since that was the only way to guarantee that he’d come switch places with me, giving me a clear shot at this white trick’s apartment.

When I got to her suite, I was very nervous but extremely excited. I behaved as though I were shy once I got in, but I kept asking her simple questions. She eventually geared the conversation towards sex, which is what I was secretly aiming for. She even offered me a drink.

I got around to askin’ this ho about her choice of panties. This caused her to lead me to her bedroom where she proceeded to show me her sex toy stash. She also began to strip, which was all kinds of hot to me!

She was soaking wet and wanted to cum. Bad.

I made out with this white sleaze while still in my uniform and ended up watching her masturbate with her dildo. She begged me to continue frenchin’ her ’til she creamed, and I was nearly overwhelmed with excitement. Since I don’t have any morals and very little restraint in these situations, I put her face down on the bed, spread her enormous ass cheeks and buried my black boy face into her white booty.

I licked and sucked the heck out of her heinie!

We messed around a bit more, but I had been at her place far too long without checkin’ in with my partner. She wanted me to drill her, but I declined. I was just really blown away that she was so filthy to a perfect stranger.

That’s a white ho for you.

I got her number and returned to my post. But that was truly a night to remember, not because I nailed her (because I didn’t), but because she just furthered my theory.

White girls are easy!

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