White Ho’s at War: Lohan and Anderson Ridicule Palin

September 15, 2008

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is gettin’ just what she deserves as a white ho: Being dogged and insulted by other white ho’s that are actually hotter than she is!

Hell yeah!

The Republican V.P. nominee has become a cultural phenom during the past couple weeks, something that has both energized Sen. John McCain’s Presidential bid and annoyed others who see the obvious double standards being employed against Democratic nominee Sen. Barack Obama.

Obama had been pejoratively described as, “a mere celebrity” by the Republicans (and certain media idiots)based on the enormous crowds and celebrity endorsements he has received. Now Palin, a tabloid and national publication staple in recent weeks has become exactly what Obama was disparaged for.

Whatever.

The revenge all of us Obama supporters have gotten has come in the form of a couple freaky white ho’s doggin’ this Palin ho. Actress and sex kitten Pam Anderson recently revealed that she “can’t stand [Palin]” and says she can “go and suck it.”

Wow!

Pop tart Lindsay Lohan went even further as she criticized Palin’s lack of experience. “I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be,” said Lohan on her blog.

Great point.

The carpet-munching actress went on to say, “Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity,you’re running for office to represent our, your, MY country.”

All of this puts the Johnny-Come-Lately Palin right in her place. You gotta’ love it when white ho’s duke it out either in person or through words.

It’s better than Girls Gone Wild !


The Difference Between White and Black Girl Celebrities

August 18, 2008

  

We’ve already established just how easy white girls are, so let’s take it a step further. Being easy sluts isn’t something that happens to just the “trailer-park” snowflakes…it is also a trait of famous white girls.

Millions of dollars and endless amounts of publicity can’t stop a white girl from being a white girl. That is a fact. Notice how Hollywood starlets such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have all come to symbolize promiscuity, air-headedness, irresponsible partying and substance abuse? In the case of Spears and Hilton, they publicly displayed their pantiless snatch with a wink and a smile. Hilton has built a career on her “sexuality” while the once brilliant Spears has become known more for her outrageous personal behavior and less for her successful music career.

Contrast the “white party girls” with the Black female celebs of about the same age. Singers such as the late Aaliyah, Ashanti, Alicia Keys and Keyshia Cole are never in the media displaying wild sexuality and reckless partying like the white ho’s are. They seem as though they are more into their craft (even though they party too) while their famous vanilla counterparts exhibit gratuitous “buck-wildness.”

Yes, you’ll have your Lil’ Kims of the world, who has been just as wild and outrageous as the white chicks. But notice how even she has become more of a white girl. Take one look at her 2005 CD cover The Naked Truth and you’ll see the face of a white chick.

Even the older celeb chicks fit this pattern. When you think of Pam Anderson … you think of a career largely built on sexuality…posing in Playboy magazine…augmenting her boobies to an enormous level….her overall demeanor as a sex kitten (which she has cultivated for close to 20 years) and her famous porn film with her then husband Tommy Lee. In contrast, Halle Berry or Jada Pinkett-Smith are similar in age to Pam but are known as actresses, period. In Berry’s case, she’s universally regarded as an A-list hottie, but you’ll never see her in a porn or posing nude.

What does it all mean? Well … no matter how much money or fame a white girl has … she is STILL an easy white ho at the end of the day.


Perception: The Runaway Freight Train

August 17, 2008
Britney, Lohan and Hilton wannabes
Britney, Lohan and Hilton wannabes

Amongst the homeboys and pretty much everyone else in urban America, white girls are considered to be the easiest most docile and submissive creatures on the planet.

Most think that it’s EVERY SINGLE ONE, but the truth is, not all snowbunnies fit that stereotype; but perception is a powerful thing.
 
Not to mention all of the endless evidence that supports the myth.