August 28, 2008
Barack Obama’s historic Presidential campaign has been hailed as a watershed moment in U.S. history, and it is. It’s also perfect evidence of how a black man can find his way into a previously segregated “white” house no matter the odds.
I’m serious.
In all of my dealings with white ho’s, I have encountered much racism and segregation, mostly from the parents and/or grandparents. The best part of it has been the fact that it never lasts. A truly “sprung” white girl will get that black guy in her white house at all costs.
Why?
It is the appeal of the black man. Just like Obama’s situation, he has a certain elegance, charisma and style that the former white presidents could never even approach. After more than two-hundred years of pink weiners occupying the White House, there’s finally going to be a black tool.
Hopefully.
We’ll know in November if yet another black man has found his way into the “sacred” confines of the white folks house.
The only thing better than that would be for Barack to nail a white ho in the “Presidential Suite.”
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August 28, 2008
White chicks (especially in suburban and rural areas) that are “chocolate lovers” are far more likely to get loose at the mere sight of a black man. They get over-anxious and treat the black man like he’s Superman. Does that make the black weiner their kryptonite?
You bet!
White fathers are more likely than not to be racist in some way towards black men. Even if the white father has “black friends,” he would never in a billion years tolerate willingly his lily white perfect daughter dating, screwing or marrying “one of those colored boys.”
Because of the racist father’s unreasonable strictness, the curious white girl gravitates to the fascinating black guys…hip hop culture can be very enticing to suburban and country white ho’s and when they see a black guy in person it is like an amazing moment.
“Oh my God, that black guy is so freakin’ hot!”
Even when the snowbunny gets used to black guys, there’s still that magic feeling deep down that makes them cater to black men. Is it really the weiner or is it something else?
Let’s just say the weiner makes them weak in the knees, so it’s gotta be the weiner!
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August 18, 2008
One of the all-time funniest ironies in the history of America; racist white fathers raise their perfect white daughters to date and marry safe white boys and steer clear of them “colored boys.” It usually backfires because these white bitches grow up outwardly racist but secretly craving black cock.
I met Lisa as a result of her much younger sister-in-law. I was screwin’ the brakes off the younger white ho and was informed that her brother’s wife Lisa was racist towards black guys. I smirked and took a mental note.
One day, I was visiting the younger slut and the racist chick was there as well. I decided to have a little fun with her and leaned close to her and said, “You know you wanna kiss me.” It was a calculating move on my part because I knew she hated us blacks, but I was being daring.
Later that night when I was at work, I was on the phone with the young ho when she told me that her sis-in-law wanted to talk to me. She got on the phone and told me that I was “right about [her] wanting to kiss me.”
Needless to say, I was floored because even though I boldly said it to her, I didn’t truly believe it. Over the next couple of months, the racist Lisa ho begged me to screw her any chance she got. She began submitting to me — driving across town late at night just to pick me up from work or to see me. Giving me money, even her bank card and pin number. She had four kids, and their father was a supreme racist himself, so it was really something that Lisa took as many chances as she did being around me.
I screwed her with a vibrator at a public park. Made out with her often. Drove her husband’s rented vehicle, spent her money and finally, screwed her in her marital bed.
She proved to me that there’s no such thing as a racist white ho. They’re all undercover chocolate lovers!
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Barack Obama’s historic Presidential campaign has been hailed as a watershed moment in U.S. history, and it is. It’s also perfect evidence of how a black man can find his way into a previously segregated “white” house no matter the odds.
